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Not on Jewish, Muslim, Hindu (etc.) vampires!

Don't think it'll work on mormon vampires either.

No, they have magic underwear. It wards off demons.

I prefer garlic, myself!

I'll take garlic over vampires any day, myself!

Does the cross double as a dagger, just in case he vampire closes in, and you have to stab him?

In Texas I had a very large bunch of garlic hanging above the kitchen stove. My daughters asked what that was for. I said "vampires," and they laughed and said "ah, dad." Then I said it must be working because I never see any vampires around.


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