The flying mouse feces spreaders are BACK ... and CoolHardLogic has GOT 'em! This time he's got some wingnut named Jeranism, who seems to think that there are no spheroidal objects in outer space, that Tycho Brahe was the victim of mercury poisoning, and that more distant stars must of necessity be larger than closer ones, because They All Look Like They're The Same Size! [OY!]
So grab your Pepto, sit comfortably, have a look and remember:
The only thing we have to sphere is ... sphere itself!