Alright, I desire to discuss this.
Because I'm REALLY REALLY ANNOYED, because someone is insisting upon telling me about how they lost their virginity an hour ago. That's right; just had sex for the first time, and they can't find anything better to do than to tell me about it, and COMPLAIN no less. I mean, to say something like "Stay a virgin, don't make my mistake, learn from it" (I paraphrased; it was barely readable to start), is something I would think someone would say a few months later after the charm of the "devirginer" has worn off -- not within the hour!
My theory is that this is some sort of social status thing. And I want to discuss that. Sex as a social status. I mean, srsly, WTF?