A biker was at the zoo, when he sees a little girl

leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs

her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her

inside, before the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits

the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting

go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified

parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing

the biker, says - Sir, this was the most gallant and

brave thing I have ever saw a man do in my whole life.

Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I

just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt.

Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a

journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have

this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?

- A Harley Davidson.

The journalist leaves and the following morning the

biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of

his actions, and reads, on first page:





BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN

IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

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LMAO... ain't it the truth!

Check out the movie "Born Losers." It's the first Billy Jack flick... Billy vs biker gang rapists.

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