A biker was at the zoo, when he sees a little girl
leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside, before the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits
the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting
go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified
parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing
the biker, says - Sir, this was the most gallant and
brave thing I have ever saw a man do in my whole life.
Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I
just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt.
Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have
this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
- A Harley Davidson.
The journalist leaves and the following morning the
biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of
his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN
IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.