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This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Plinius on Monday

It's one of the few secular things Bach wrote, and it makes a happy sing-along. But I like GC's coffee songs very much too! And I like your magnet!

Comment by The Flying Atheist on Sunday

Chris, I was totally unaware of that little musical gem from Bach.  Thanks for introducing it to me. 

I have the following picture posted in my profile here.  It's a magnet that I have on my refrigerator. 

Comment by Plinius on Sunday

Sounds good GC! I'll add the Coffee Cantate.

https://youtu.be/H5Ocydot-vA

Comment by Grinning Cat on Sunday

There are even coffee hymns! (An appropriate post on a Sunday morning. :-) These were written by Unitarian Universalists:

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee
by Christopher Raible  
(sung to "Holy, Holy, Holy")

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,
Praise the strength of coffee.
Early in the morn we rise with thoughts of only thee.
Served fresh or reheated,
Dark by thee defeated,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

Though all else we scoff we
Come to church for coffee;
If we're late to congregate, we come in time for thee.
Coffee our one ritual,
Drinking it habitual,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

Coffee the communion
Of our Uni-Union,
Symbol of our sacred ground, our one necessity.
Feel the holy power
At our coffee hour,
Brewed black by perk or drip or instantly.

-----

Shall We Gather 'Round the Coffee
Valerie White, copyright 2006
To the obvious tune, number 1046 in "Singing the Journey"

Shall we gather 'round the coffee?
"Fair trade coffee," is our cry,
Served in china cups and saucers,
These we will wash and dry.

Chorus:
Yes, we'll gather 'round the coffee,
The socially responsible coffee,
Gather with our friends around the coffee.
We have an endless supply.

In the drinking of the coffee
We share a precious sacrament.
Every single Sunday morning
Coffee hour's a blessed event.

Chorus

Hymns and readings and sermons
All these we'd gladly eschew.
But don't take our weekly coffee
Without it we won't be UU.

Chorus

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on Sunday

Ah, the strong pull of coffees.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on Sunday

I guess this is 'religious' humor.  Anyway, I thought it was funny.  :)

Comment by The Flying Atheist on August 18, 2016 at 2:32pm
Chris, I love that FSM meme. Hilarious.
Comment by Joan Denoo on August 17, 2016 at 7:41pm

These priceless treasure are keepers!. Bertold, Chris, Grinning Cat, and Qiana, you all make my day!

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on August 17, 2016 at 7:18pm

Smart kitty!

Comment by k.h. ky on August 17, 2016 at 3:13pm
Chris, that's a keeper :)
 

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