Found this link on a rabbi's web page, it's excepts from children's papers, if you're familiar with any of the scriptures of the Abrahamaic faiths some of these are hilarious:
"When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. When the three guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head"
The whole thing is here: