Humans can really come up with some kooky stuff.
Yes, they were tough...that's what they did...I had to re-circumcise them to get them to listen...another miracle that never made the front pages.
He seems to have some serious control issues, let alone delusions.
"I imagine jesus sought out the most superstitious people he could find"
That's not narrowing it down much, in that time period. Most people were uneducated in any kind of science and were quite superstitious. Hell, even science of the time period had a lot of what we now know to be ridiculous ideas.
If you watch 'Deadliest Catch' you'll see why I chose fisherman (or crabbers in their case).
Cephas...no, oh I know, you are really big, how about Peter. :)
Cephas sounds kinda dumb...like wuse.