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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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Beards and Religion

Started by Patricia. Last reply by Patricia Apr 20. 6 Replies

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Comment by david perry on January 2, 2011 at 12:03am
That toolbar only appears on discussion pages, I'm entering this into a simple box. No buttons. Nothing. Have't touched a thing on my system.
Comment by Joseph P on January 2, 2011 at 12:00am
Uhhh, did you just install a script blocker or something?  I'm looking at it right now.
Comment by david perry on January 1, 2011 at 11:16pm
@Joseph- there are no tool buttons on the comment boxes.
Comment by Joseph P on January 1, 2011 at 10:53pm
Use the "Image" button at the the top of the text entry box.  The controls are about the same as they were previously.
Comment by david perry on January 1, 2011 at 9:12pm
How do you post photos now?
Comment by Jack Harkness on January 1, 2011 at 7:52pm
Three men were sitting in a railway carriage, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist. Suddenly God appeared in the carriage. He shouted I am the God of Mohamed, if you believe in me jump out the window and you will be rewarded with 72 virgins, whereupon the Muslim jumped out the window of the speeding train to his death. Five minutes later the same God appeared again. I am the God of Jesus he shouted, if you believe in me jump out the window and you will go to heaven, whereupon the Christian jumped out the window to his death. The atheist was so traumatised by this he took out his bottle of whisky and poured himself a stiff drink. Five minutes later God appears again. I hope you don’t expect me to jump out the window cried the atheist I don’t even believe in you. No way says God, I’ve been waiting 4000 years for this. Pour me a whisky and let’s have some intelligent conversation for a change!
Comment by Charles Cusumano on January 1, 2011 at 7:47pm
OK, Jason, send me a bracelet. How do we go about this/
Comment by Jason L Fish on January 1, 2011 at 2:45pm
hahahaha that picture with the little boy and dog preying is awesome lol
Comment by Jason L Fish on January 1, 2011 at 2:42pm

Ok so I ordered 350 red debossed (engraved) bracelets that say “ATHEIST & PROUD OF IT”

I was only going to get 10 but then I figured If I can buy them in bulk I can sell them for cheaper then u can get them online due to paying 2 dollars and then paying 3 or 4 dollars in shipping for a single bracelet


SOO I am now selling them for 2 dollars and NO SHIPPING, no credit cards, just literally send me 2 dollars when u get the bracelet. NO catch or risk. If you order more than 2, I will have to send then in another letter so that it does not go over the letter weight

Only thing I need is a shipping address

When you receive your bracelet and are happy with it then get a envelope and send back 2$ to the return address

Comment by Marc Draco on December 30, 2010 at 6:10pm

What he meant to say was this:



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