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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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Comment by Patricia 18 hours ago

An elderly couple was killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."


"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

Comment by Gary S on March 10, 2018 at 7:13pm

Comment by Patricia on March 5, 2018 at 1:30pm

Excellent, Spud.

Comment by Idaho Spud on March 5, 2018 at 12:17pm

I do not believe in the God of the Jew.

The Christian God is fictitious, too.

I cannot accept that Allah is God,

And the Hindu deities are just way too flawed.

The ancient Egyptian gods are not real,

Nor are the Greek and Roman, I feel.

Sumerian gods are all just right out.

And the Celtic gods? They have no clout.

Thor and Odin and the other Aesir?

I just don't think they're really here.

The Aborigines have their own pantheon,

But all of it’s rubbish! Oh boy, this is fun!

What of the Mayans and Aztecs and such?

Well, their gods don't excite me too much.

Buddha’s not a god, so he doesn’t count,

And the Asian gods will never be found.

The list could go on, there are thousands to go,

But I’ve made my point, as I’m sure you all know.

It’s all superstition and none of it’s true!                                           You can pray all you like ‘til your face turns bright blue.

Gods are made up, every single last one.

That's what I believe, and now I am done.

--Barry Goldberg, Born Jewish, Raised Mormon, Discovered Philosophy and Became Atheist

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