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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 6, 2011 at 6:50pm
Comment by Chris Dodds on October 6, 2011 at 2:17pm

Forget science, the fossil record, obvious discoveries and common sense, the greatest pieces of evidence against intelligent design are it's most vocal proponents.

Comment by Andrew Hall on October 6, 2011 at 10:53am
Comment by sk8eycat on October 3, 2011 at 5:23pm
memes - Very Demotivational: The Pamphlet Will Not Save You
Comment by Pat on October 1, 2011 at 8:07pm

The single female organist in a fundamentalist church has, so to say, a well endowed and phenomenal capacity for breast feeding.  Every time she plays the organ, especially with a rousing hymn, she bounces to the complete distraction of the good church ladies.  A few approach her about a natural remedy to this situation.  They suggest applying a paste of green persimmons as a reducing plaster.  However, they warn her not to get any in her mouth, since the extreme bitterness will impede her ability to talk.

 

The next Sunday, the married pastor steps to the lectern and says, “Dood to fircumfstanfes beyong ouf controld, fere wilb be no serfmon todayth.”

Comment by Chris Dodds on September 30, 2011 at 8:59pm

To anyone who played with Pokemon Cards in their youth, here's something I came upon while surfing the web

Comment by sk8eycat on September 29, 2011 at 3:34pm
@Craigart: Ah.  Thank you.  It's been much too long since I've read any Shakespeare.  My bad.  =8(
Comment by Craigart14 on September 29, 2011 at 9:05am
"Who steals my purse steals trash."  Shakespeare, Othello, Iago, lying to Othello.
Comment by sk8eycat on September 28, 2011 at 9:49pm
Very creative!  As well as being effective. Please tell her I said so.  I think the only time I really shocked one was in 1960...I was getting ready to go out to the pool, and wearing that year's version of the "itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny bikini" (not really very revealing compared to today's swimwear), when this old poot rang the doorbell.  When I opened the door he put on a big grin, shoved one of their magazines at me, and shouted, "Millions now living will never die!"  I did a slow look from his shoes up to his face, and said, "That's obscene." His jaw dropped, and his eyes bugged out a little, and I quietly shut the door in his face.  (That was several years before my sister got involved...but she's had mental & emotional problems since early childhood.  Never diagnosed, of course, but I think she has a mild form of asperger's Syndrome. They tend to focus on one or two things to the exclusion of all else.  She also has an eidetic memory...I thiink she could probably describe her own birth, if asked to do so. Quotes whole sections of the buybull ad lib. Gack!)
Comment by Tommy on September 28, 2011 at 9:24pm
Yeah right. My daughter keeps a black cloak and a dagger by the door since she lives near one of their churches. They knock and she throws the cloak and grabs the dagger. She invites them in to pray wile she sacrifices a chicken. She says they have quit coming by.
 

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