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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Comment by Tony Carroll on August 21, 2012 at 10:31pm

Hahahaha!! Made me laugh, sk8eycat. Gonna keep this one too. Thanks for the laugh.

Comment by sk8eycat on August 21, 2012 at 10:26pm

Tony, I joined the Neptune Society years ago, and I'm all paid up, so I guess my ashes will be phish phood.  I'm 72 now, and the idea of silly-ass medical students playing practical jokes with my saggy dead tits was was/is a bit much, so I opted for the ocean.  My parents' remains are floating around there somewhere, so...why not?

In the meantime:

Jebus kitteh getz down wit hiz bad self!

Comment by Tony Carroll on August 21, 2012 at 8:07pm

sk8eycat, I have left instructions for "Look on the Bright Side of Life" to be played at the end of my memorial service (I plan on donating my body. Baring that, I have opted for a natural burial). Leave 'em with a smile!!! LOL

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 21, 2012 at 6:35pm

David, I like the new lyrics.

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 21, 2012 at 6:31pm

That's a great rapture form card, Glen.  Had to save it.

Comment by Glen Alan Dark on August 21, 2012 at 6:26pm

Comment by sk8eycat on August 21, 2012 at 9:35am

Sensei:  LOL and *snerk!*  Thank you, I needed that this morning.

PS: Did everybody else get a good giggle when Eric Idle sang "Look On the Bright Side of Life" during the Olympic closing ceremonies?  Didja wonder how many people around the world actually got the crucifiction reference?

Comment by David Sensei on August 21, 2012 at 5:24am

Being a non-believer doesn't need to stop you from enjoying the old hymns and inspirational songs. Here's an old favorite, If you know it, sing along.

Recorded by Elvis Presley (among others)
Written by Ervin Drake, Irvin Grahm, Jimmy Shirl, Al Stillman
Alternative lyrics by David Lowe

I believe that every drop of rain that falls is H2O
I believe that even in the darkest night, my urges grow
I believe for everyone who wants to lay
There's always some who will be gay
I believe I believe

I believe that every single prayer we send will not be heard
I believe that all the solid food we eat, brings forth a turd
Every time I hear a fiery preacher lie
Or watch him try to say pigs fly
Then I deny that I believe

Comment by Andrew Hall on August 19, 2012 at 6:52pm

See, that was supposed to say I made a bunch of other memes about the ongoing conflict between atheists.

Comment by Andrew Hall on August 19, 2012 at 6:51pm

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