Atheist Humor

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Aron Ra: Professional Huckster?!?

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FromThe Onion

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Comment by Aiden on June 15, 2017 at 8:46am

That would be my reply to the Muslim, or any monotheist that said something like that to me.

Comment by Idaho Spud on June 15, 2017 at 8:37am

Now that you mention it....?

Comment by Aiden on June 15, 2017 at 7:23am

That makes no sense.  Half of 1 is not 0, it's 0.5.

Comment by Idaho Spud on June 14, 2017 at 4:54pm

I heard an atheist say that a Muslim he was talking to said you are half way to being a Muslim (because he only believed in one god).

If that Muslim said said that to me, I would say you are 99.999% of the way to being an atheist because you don't believe in Thor, or the 100s of thousands of gods that men have made-up. You only believe in one.
Comment by Lilac on June 10, 2017 at 10:27pm

A Veterinarian

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he noted.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

"That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" asked the priest.

"Oh, $2,000 a week." said the old lady.

"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?" questioned the priest.

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

The impressed priest said, "That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"

"Well," said the lady, "he tells me he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in Dallas."

Comment by Grinning Cat on June 9, 2017 at 3:31pm

Student to teacher in the classroom: “My god ate my homework.” “Are you dyslexic?” “No, but I belong to a *really* weird religion.” (click to embiggen)

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on May 17, 2017 at 10:38pm

That's a great quote from Stephen.

Comment by Gary S on May 17, 2017 at 9:13pm

I enjoyed that Gwen. Here is also a thing I like about the logic/humor of religion.

Comment by Joseph P on May 17, 2017 at 12:33pm

Heh heh heh.  I find that particularly amusing, since the whole masturbation issue is one of my favorite rant points.  The passage in Genesis that is used to justify the anti-masturbation stance has absolutely nothing to do with masturbation.

Comment by Randall Smith on May 17, 2017 at 9:46am

Perspectives, eh?!


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