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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on November 28, 2017 at 12:25am

Ha.....riiiiiight!

Comment by Grinning Cat on November 27, 2017 at 9:13pm

In the video "God is Punishing Us!", Darkmatter2525 explores what happens when God goes on vacation and his angel sidekick Jeffrey takes over. (Warning: contains eerily accurate Pat Robertson caricatures.)

Here's what we might expect when someone competent is in charge of natural disasters:

The Daily Blah News / 11/9/2017 / Bank Robbers Struck By Lightning! Four would-be bank-robbers were struck by lightning during a brazen attempted robbery of the Bank of 'Merica on 31st Avenue this morning. / Each masked gunman was struck by a separate lightning bolt, one after the other. All four men died on the scene. [...] Police have been storming churches nationwide, attempting to bring God in for questioning, but to no avail. Thus far the deity has eluded them. He's wanted for questioning...

The Daily Blah News / 11/10/2017 / Child Molester Killed by Tornado! No Other Injuries or Damages / Convicted child molester, Bob S. Hives, was sucked up by a very localized tornado that caused no other injuries or damages. / Witnesses say the tornado seemed to follow Hives around specifically, as he ran frantically from the deadly vortex. / Many local residents are claiming that this is yet another case of God's recent not-so-mysterious ways. [...] there seems to be an undeniable pattern forming. Could this be a sign? Many people believe so, not just wacky preachers and TV personalities... / Continued on page 2

The Daily Blah News / 11/11/2017 / ISIS IS ICED! Frozen in 120°F Weather / The troublesome jihadists will never harm anyone ever again. Every member of ISIS has been frozen solid, despite many of them occupying desert areas of sweltering heat. / What's even more perplexing is that the unusual cold only affected them. One such group of four was about to execute a hostage, yet when the sudden cold snap froze them, the hostage remained unharmed. / Obviously God is up to his hijinks again. Church attendance has skyrocketed. / Other Islamist extremists, having seen the evidence... / Continued on page 2

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Comment by Idaho Spud on November 25, 2017 at 11:12am

Another keeper Gary.

Comment by Loren Miller on November 24, 2017 at 8:03pm

Utterly CLASSIC, Gary!

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on November 24, 2017 at 7:30pm

Right, Gary!

Comment by Patricia on November 24, 2017 at 6:56pm

Excellent!

Comment by Gary S on November 24, 2017 at 6:55pm

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 18, 2017 at 7:20pm

Carl, let's celebrate loudly and visibly, the event of the shortest day of the year. The days begin to get longer, the nights shorter, and we can be grateful for the depth of winter as an opportunity to appreciate all that we have, revel with family and friends, and remember those who have come before us. 

I dislike the commercialization of the season and I choose not to give purchased gifts. I cook, or photograph, or host events with great joy. 

I like to spend part of my time and effort on behalf of the poor. 

"Merry Winter Solstice!"

"Christmas is only ‘Christian’ because ancient winter pagan celebrations were incorporated by the Church."

~Richard Dawkins

"Evergreens have been part of human celebrations at least as far back as the Egyptians as a symbol of the triumph of life over death."

"Feasts have been part of human culture since long before we worshipped a monotheistic god."

"Music too has its role in the universal human experience: singing, drumming, and dancing were part of the celebration – whatever particular gods or goddesses the people worshipped. Long dark winter nights would have lost their gloom with the warmth of a fire and voices raised in song."

"Celebration is not owned by any one culture and especially not by any one religion. It is part of our humanity."

"Families and friends are what create the celebration of the season,"

"Christmas is also a time to remember family and friends who are no longer with us.

~ "All these quotes come from R. Elisabeth Cornwell

Comment by Patricia on November 18, 2017 at 1:34pm

Can't stand these people, & others of their ilk!

Comment by The Flying Atheist on November 18, 2017 at 1:19pm

For fuck's sake, I'm embarrassed for humanity....

 

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