Atheist Humor

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Aron Ra: Professional Huckster?!?

Started by Loren Miller Jun 11, 2017. 0 Replies

FromThe Onion

Started by Lilac. Last reply by Gary S May 25, 2017. 7 Replies


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Comment by Grinning Cat on December 16, 2017 at 9:13pm

Great one, Gary; thanks! The entire parody tract, "Dead to Rights", that it comes from is worth a look.

Comment by Patricia on December 16, 2017 at 6:55pm

There ya go!

Comment by Gary S on December 16, 2017 at 6:54pm

Comment by Loren Miller on December 16, 2017 at 8:11am

I discovered Ian Harris just the other day, courtesy of a conversation he had with Aron Ra.  I'm not generally a big fan of stand-up comedy, but Harris has got it working here, and I think he may be worth your time:

Comment by Randall Smith on December 14, 2017 at 7:15am

Chortle, chortle.

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 14, 2017 at 12:49am

Maybe this one belongs in "Food!"? Maybe not...

Jesus’s Special Ingredients / “Jesus, this bread is great!” “Thanks, I made it from my body.” / [another person at the table with Jesus] “What’s in this wine? It’s delicious!” “That’s my blood.” / [yet another] “The filling in these eclairs is orgasmic!” / [Jesus smiles.]

Comment by Gary S on December 9, 2017 at 9:24pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 4, 2017 at 6:02pm

In time for the Christmas season:

(picture of a traditional bearded Santa in his red-and-white suit and hat) DEAR CHILDREN - One Day You Will Learn Everything About Santa Claus. On That Day Remember Everything The Adults Have Told You About Jesus.

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 4, 2017 at 6:00pm

1. Guy sees a possum; 'Hey there, little possum!' 2. It flips over, apparently dead. 'Oh no!' 3. It 'revives' and flips back onto its feet. 'Gasp!' 4. Possum leaves; guy stands there, still shocked and stunned. 5. Guy is preaching, corners of church pews visible, in front of a stained-glass window depicting a Possum in robes and a halo.

(from Cyanide and Happiness)

Comment by Patricia on December 2, 2017 at 7:42pm

Blonde Nun

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before
her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love
for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the
benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you,
but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am
doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports
me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said.

"Just name it," said God.

"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not
just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the
minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do
just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said
the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."


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