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Aron Ra: Professional Huckster?!?

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FromThe Onion

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Comment by Loren Miller on May 26, 2018 at 7:24am

So I was paging through old Jesus and Mo cartoons and I stumbled onto this one:

Bad pun, anyone?!?

Comment by Patricia on May 20, 2018 at 7:00pm


Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.


"What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?"


She told him, "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers, especially poor children."


"Very noble. You may enter." And he ushered her through the gates. He asked the same questions to the next nurse.


"I was a missionary nurse in the Amazon. For many years I worked with a small group of doctors and nurses to help people in numerous tribes, healing them and telling them of God's love." The second nurse replied.


"Excellent!" said St. Peter. And he ushered her through the gates as well. Finally he posed his questions to the third nurse. She hesitated, then explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO."


St. Peter considered her answer for a moment, then told her, "Well, you can enter, too."


"Wow!" the nurse exclaimed in relief. "I almost thought you weren't going to let me in."


"Oh, you can certainly come in," St. Peter told her, "but you can only stay for three days."


Comment by Joan Denoo on May 17, 2018 at 7:36pm

Spud, it seems I failed to tell you how much I enjoyed your 

(JHarringtonDev) piece. I hate each one of those factors, as well!

Comment by Patricia on May 17, 2018 at 3:45pm

Stole that one, Spud.

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 17, 2018 at 2:42pm

Where on Earth is Mauritania? West Africa!


What is The Richat Structure in the Sahara Desert of Mauritania?

The Richat Structure in the Sahara Desert of Mauritania. Long considered to be an impact structure, it is now believed by most to be a structural dome.

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 17, 2018 at 12:22pm

Blasphemy laws imply that an all-powerful god is incapable of defending itself - this clearly makes blasphemy laws blasphemous (with scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian, with accused blasphemer about to be stoned)

(from comments on the Friendly Atheist article about something that's not at all a laughing matter: Mauritania just passed a law last month making the death penalty mandatory for "blasphemous speech" and "sacrilegious" acts. The country became a deathtrap for anyone who's not the right variety of Muslim.)

Comment by Idaho Spud on May 16, 2018 at 5:34am

I get sick of atheists coming to my door trying to convert me to atheism. 

I get sick of seeing The God Delusion in every hotel room. 

I hate how they have to have their big capital "A" on everything, every street corner, hanging around their necks, on every mountaintop they can arrogate to their belief system. 

I hate how they corner me in the lunchroom and tell me I need Darwin in my life.

I hate how they put into law in almost every state that religious people can't run for public office. 

I hate how they fought for decades to deny other people the right to marry. 

How they made people hide their sexuality or be fired or evicted ... simply because they disagreed with it. 

How they even attempt to force their beliefs into people's private medical decisions. 

I hate how atheists fly airplanes into buildings, fight for decades over what happens to a wafer on Sundays, and invade other lands and force the inhabitants to think like they do.

I hate how they put "In No God We Trust" on our money. 

I hate how they force my children to say "under no God" in a daily pledge. 

I hate how atheists routinely disown their children when they become religious and force them to live on the street ... to the point that cities have to set up special programs just to deal with this problem. 

And I really hate how they tell everyone who disagrees with them that they deserve to be tortured forever.

Oh wait.


Comment by Grinning Cat on May 14, 2018 at 9:41pm

Jesus: “Hey, barmaid, did you hear SOUTH PARK are planning an episode making fun of ATHEISM?” Mo: “It’s ABOUT TIME - they’ve already made fun of EVERYONE ELSE” Barmaid: “Yes, I heard. Apparently the ATHEIST COMMUNITY is really upset, and ATHEIST LEADERS are demanding that the show be CANCELLED” “Some ATHEIST FUNDAMENTALISTS are so OFFENDED that they have even issued DEATH THREATS” Jesus: “REALLY?” Barmaid: “No”

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 14, 2018 at 4:09pm

Here's the "not safe for church bake sales" gingerbread man, as a regular JPG image.

Why I'm no longer asked to make gingerbread men for the church bake sales. (BDSM gingerbread man with a studded leather harness, thong, wrist and ankle bands, and ball gag)

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 13, 2018 at 8:55pm

Patricia, glad I was able to see the cartoon of a gingerbread man; the atheist pic and atheist song were fun too.


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