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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on November 14, 2018 at 1:36pm

An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish and now they get hundreds of HD channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?
The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that Engineer."
"What?? An Engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."
The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our Engineer. We like this guy."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a Lawyer?"

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 13, 2018 at 9:33pm

Spoken like a true scientist!

Comment by Patricia on November 13, 2018 at 2:26pm

Hahaha....

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 13, 2018 at 12:11pm

A control baby is a good idea :)

Comment by Plinius on November 13, 2018 at 10:56am

I love that one, GC!

Comment by Grinning Cat on November 13, 2018 at 9:17am

A scientist once had twins. Her pastor called to congratulate her, and ask when they would bring the babies to be baptized.

She said, "Well, we'd like to bring one of them in Sunday. The other one we'll keep as a control."

(shared by whollyfool, commenting on "Megachurch Pastor John Lindell: 'Yoga Is Demonic'" at Joe.My.God.)

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 10, 2018 at 10:05pm

Patricia, great stories!

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 10, 2018 at 11:30am

Send the bill to my brother-in-law.  Ha.  A good laugh.

Comment by Patricia on November 10, 2018 at 2:56am

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Oh that's grand news!
Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

Comment by Patricia on November 9, 2018 at 11:46pm

Glad you can use it.

 

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