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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Aron Ra: Professional Huckster?!?

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The Big Whoop Book

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Comment by Idaho Spud on December 9, 2018 at 6:59pm

Comment by Idaho Spud on December 6, 2018 at 12:25pm

Saving the Trump Sandwich board.

Comment by Chris on December 6, 2018 at 1:41am

Interesting link Joan

"Europeans are the descendants of at least three major migrations of prehistoric peoplle.

It seems that many articles I read neglect the Devonian's.

Comment by Patricia on December 5, 2018 at 1:04pm

Don't forget the side of crazy fries.

Comment by Chris on December 5, 2018 at 11:37am

Lucifer -


Morning star.


The Latin word lucifer, corresponding to Greek φωσφόρος, was used as a name for the morning star and thus appeared in the Vulgate translation of the Hebrew word הֵילֵל (helel), meaning Venus as the brilliant, bright or shining one, in Isaiah 14:12, where the Septuagint Greek version uses, not φωσφόρος, but ἑωσφόρος. As a translation of the same Hebrew word the King James Version gave "Lucifer", a name often misunderstood as a reference to Satan. Modern translations of the same passage render the Hebrew word instead as "morning star", "daystar", "shining one" or "shining star". In Revelation 22:16, Jesus is referred to as the morning star, but not as lucifer in Latin, nor as φωσφόρος in the original Greek text, which instead has ὁ ἀστὴρ ὁ λαμπρὸς ὁ πρωϊνός (ho astēr ho lampros ho prōinos), literally: the star, the shining one, the dawn.[3][4][5] In the Vulgate Latin text of 2 Peter 1:19 the word "lucifer" is used of the morning star in the phrase "until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts", the corresponding Greek word being φωσφόρος.


Comment by Plinius on December 5, 2018 at 7:34am

:-D  !!

Comment by Loren Miller on December 5, 2018 at 5:29am

Hey, gang, the Daily Special sign is out at the deli:

I dunno ... wanna go to McDonald's instead?!?

Comment by Chris on November 29, 2018 at 11:25pm

This isn't funny.

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

Fish migration through dams is a difficult process.  Hydrologists and Biologists think they can do it.

The statictics are that through the Columbia River about 2.9% of fingerlings die migrating one dam -  Throughout all the dams of the Columbia River that means (forgot the numbers now)  that about 98% of the fish would die. That's why there are attempts to capture and transport them in barges.

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 29, 2018 at 10:10pm

@ Brooks Rimes is this the video to which you refer? 

YouTube lewis black Flintstones

Comment by Chris on November 29, 2018 at 8:17pm

I see and hear commercials for Genetic ID - such as 32 and me as a gift for Christmas.

Har Har.

What great fun it would be to discover a family member - or child was born - not only out of wedlock, but isn't of you bloodline.

A Bastard.

What a way to make the holliday of Christmas great.

In total sarcasm, yet with truth behind it.


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