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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Bertold Brautigan on February 25, 2019 at 7:49am
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don\'t know what to do," says the Devil. "You\'re on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I\'ll tell you what I\'m going to do. I\'ve got three people here who weren\'t quite as bad as you. I\'ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I\'ll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the door of the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don\'t think so. I\'m not a good swimmer and I don\'t think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Margaret Thatcher with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All she did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I\'ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. Inside Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you\'re free to go!"
Comment by Joan Denoo on February 23, 2019 at 12:23am

A great optical illusion, Patricia! 

Comment by Patricia on February 22, 2019 at 1:26pm

Comment by Patricia on February 18, 2019 at 4:00pm

Or maybe because he's so slippery? Nothing sticks.

Comment by Joan Denoo on February 18, 2019 at 3:15pm
Spud, I saw your stamp and assumed the reason the stamp didn't stick was that it couldn't stand to be on the same page as our current POTUS.
Comment by Bertold Brautigan on February 18, 2019 at 3:01pm

I originally heard that joke in Romania, told about Nikita Kruschev.

Comment by Patricia on February 18, 2019 at 2:39pm

Comment by Idaho Spud on February 18, 2019 at 2:16pm

 

The postal service created a stamp with a picture of Donald Trump. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, the investigation commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

                                                         — Vivek Dahiya

Comment by Plinius on February 17, 2019 at 2:40pm

I love that one, Patricia!

Comment by Patricia on February 17, 2019 at 2:32pm

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

"Father Donovan," the boy asked, "what is this?

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service," the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.

Little Davey softly asked, "Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?"

 

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