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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Loren Miller on March 30, 2019 at 9:54am

Now ... why am I not surprised?

Comment by Chris on March 27, 2019 at 11:08pm

As Easter Aproaches  Jehovas Whitnesses are approchaing and knocking at my door  to tell me that Armaggedon is 'almost here.'

I try to be polite when they ask what are you the most worried about.   I reply climate change.

They suddendly shut  up -

Armageddon .

I feel sorry for them - especially the foster kids who have been for the most part parlayed into the religion, or even worse conscripted.

Comment by Grinning Cat on March 26, 2019 at 9:12pm

Mother peeks into her son’s room: “Thomas, can you--” “*MOM?!!*” (He’s shocked to be caught pants down, a bottle of lube on his desk, porn playing on his computer.) “Thomas!! NO!!” (Holding his shoulders) “God’s *watching*...” (Both surprised to see God, as an old bearded man with a halo, watching them through the window. Angry mom calls after God, now fleeing) “I’m calling the cops, you *PERVERT!*”

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Comment by Chris on March 19, 2019 at 12:29pm

That's halllaris  about giving everything to Jesus.

Idaho Spud

Comment by Patricia on March 14, 2019 at 12:19pm

Ha....there ya go.

Comment by Loren Miller on March 14, 2019 at 8:41am


Yeah ... funny thing, that.
[As always, you can click on image to enlarge it.]

Comment by Grinning Cat on March 5, 2019 at 1:59pm

Good one, Spud!

Reminds me of Ray Lynch's "Salvation (The Cross of St. John Hagee)", exploring "the relationship between salvation and donation" in modern religion.

Two views of a neon cross, whose lettering on the horizontal crosspiece alternates between 'FORGIVENESS' and 'GIVE $$'

(image source)

On another note, this article is worth a(nother) laugh:

"Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World" (The Onion)

"I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass." [...]

"The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week." [...]

Comment by Idaho Spud on March 5, 2019 at 10:23am

Comment by Plinius on March 1, 2019 at 11:57pm

a good one, Spud!

Comment by Patricia on March 1, 2019 at 4:26pm

Hahahaha....

 

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