Atheist Humor

This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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The Book of Pure Truth

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Tom Sarbeck Aug 4, 2019. 4 Replies

The Atheist Pig Gets IN YOUR FACE!

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Patricia Jul 14, 2019. 1 Reply

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Patricia Jun 29, 2019. 2 Replies

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Comment by Tom Sarbeck on March 11, 2020 at 9:31pm

NASA needs to see this. Please don’t eat it.

Comment by Plinius on March 11, 2020 at 2:12pm

Comment by Plinius on February 17, 2020 at 11:00pm

Thanks Patricia, I was just preparing new reading matter for my course..

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on February 17, 2020 at 12:51pm

That last one made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Patricia.

Comment by Patricia on February 17, 2020 at 12:39pm

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

"Father Donovan," the boy asked, "what is this?

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service," the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.

Little Davey softly asked, "Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?"

Comment by Patricia on January 22, 2020 at 12:46pm

The clergyman of a large church, having just arrived in Fort Smith, was being shaved by a local barber that was addicted to occasional drinking sprees. There was an unmistakable odor of whisky around the barber's face and the razor suddenly nicked the man's face.

"You see, that comes from taking too much drink," said the clergyman.

"You're right," said the barber. "Drinking does make the skin tender, that's a fact."

Comment by Patricia on January 20, 2020 at 6:14pm

Two deliverymen were taking a large refrigerator to a local priest's home.
With difficulty they had managed to get the fridge onto the porch, but struggled for over 20 minutes to make the 90-degree turn through the narrow door.
The priest, seeing their difficulty, asked what they usually did when confronted with such a situation.
Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, one deliveryman replied, "Well, Father, at this point we usually start cursing."
"Well, gentlemen," the priest replied, "allow me time to move out of earshot so you can continue your work."

[Couldn't possibly offer to help]

Comment by Plinius on November 30, 2019 at 2:18am

And how offensive!

Comment by Patricia on November 29, 2019 at 8:52pm

Oh, very shameless!

Comment by Grinning Cat on November 29, 2019 at 8:27pm

Newscaster in front of a house: “Flouting tradition, this shameless atheist couple has chosen to mark Christmas with an offensive folk- and pagan-inspired display.” (The couple are kissing under a mistletoe sprig the man is holding, and the house has a speaker playing “Jingle Bells”, strings of colored lights, holly wreaths, a red-nosed reindeer on the roof, a picture of Santa Claus above the front door, a Christmas tree, snowflake decorations on the window, a snowman with top hat, and yard decorations of an elf, a fireplace with stockings, and wrapped presents.)


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