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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Beards and Religion

Started by Patricia. Last reply by Patricia Apr 20. 6 Replies

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Comment by Robert Tobin on August 13, 2009 at 8:03pm

The only complant was the commentator pronouncing the "Holy" name of the Rabbit as Jeshua. It is Yeshua. There was no "J" in the alphabet until about the 7th Century CE.

Now did that Jeshua have a dick like that of our friend Min in that image. Min, the Egyptian God of Fertility. OF course rabbits DO breed
Comment by Charles on August 13, 2009 at 4:03pm
The Christian story with a twist.

Comment by Robert Tobin on August 13, 2009 at 6:40am
The New Testament says that after Jesus was born the Holy Family had to fly to Egypt so Jesus would not be whacked. How did they get there?

El-AL Airlines flown by Pontius the Pilot.
Comment by Robert Tobin on August 12, 2009 at 11:16pm
"God made man in His own image"

Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on August 12, 2009 at 11:05pm
Get the facts on Christian Marriage from Betty Bowers
Comment by Robert Tobin on August 12, 2009 at 9:54pm
i Posted that about Karl on the Richard Dawkins Forum and got a reply with a link to this news item:



Year Three children at Seventh Heathen Primary School in Debt, Greater Manchester, UK were left devastated by the news. One parent said: "My son came home and said that his lesbian teacher Ms Manfred had told the class that God doesn't exist and ‘your mum and dad adopted you.’

"Apparently, they were all chattering about The Labour Party's publication, 'The Joy of Knives' and being a bit rowdy. Ms Manfred just came straight out with it , "God is like my penis - non-existent."

"My little boy was in tears - and so close to Christmas. I thought it was wrong. "He was distraught. He's only seven years old and his balls haven't even dropped yet."

A spokeswoman for Oldham Tightly Council said head teacher Connie Lingus is preparing a Human Sacrifice as a gesture of apology to parents. She said the head teacher has complained to the Eastern European pimp who supplied the teacher and added that the teacher is now in Intensive Care.

Do we weep or cry laughing?
Comment by Robert Tobin on August 12, 2009 at 8:48pm
In Australia the Nine TV Network has a morning news/current affairs show "Today".

Yesterday (Wednesday) was the birthday of the co-host: Karl Stefanovic. Karl and his family are commited Roman Catholics. Today Karl told us that his little son asked him "Daddy, were you born when Jesus was alive"?

What would Richard Dawkins say about that.

em hotep
Comment by GT on August 12, 2009 at 9:43am
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 11, 2009 at 10:32pm
Charles video reminds me of a video I marked favourite two years ago:
Comment by Louis Davout on August 11, 2009 at 9:11pm
For more blunders and tearing down of Christian doctrine I highly recommend

Tell him A4AgnstcFndmntlst sent you.

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