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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 31, 2009 at 7:27am
yes, I am a shame for atheist community :)
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 30, 2009 at 7:56pm
wow, I've got 100,009,995 !
Comment by Aly R Aly on August 30, 2009 at 4:45pm
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 29, 2009 at 9:14pm
Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.

Atheism: No shit.

Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism:Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Comment by Desanctified on August 29, 2009 at 7:08pm
Video removed in less than 18 hours. Wow. Second try (same clip, different YouTube account.)
Jesus' Shit-Stain Epiphany - -
Comment by Ivy on August 29, 2009 at 10:54am
@Desanctified: Well, we've seen Piss Christ, so I suppose Crap Christ was inevitable. :P
Comment by Desanctified on August 29, 2009 at 1:07am
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 28, 2009 at 9:59pm
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 28, 2009 at 9:52pm
the previous joke I took from here

the jokes are funny in their own way, you know, the evil atheist, a little bit too elaborated jokes and all the rest.
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on August 28, 2009 at 9:45pm
A minister, a priest, a rabbi, and an atheist meet in a bar at 10:00 a.m. The bartender asks the minister what he’ll have, and the minister orders a martini. The priest also orders a martini, as does the rabbi. When the bartender asks the atheist what he wants, the atheist says he'd like a cup of coffee. “Why aren’t you having a martini like those guys?” asks the bartender. “Oh,” says the atheist, “I don’t believe in martinis before lunch.”
 

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