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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Four More Cartoons

Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by Joseph P Sep 29. 7 Replies

The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by The Flying Atheist Sep 27. 6 Replies

Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Daniel W Sep 27. 10 Replies

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Comment by Pat on August 14, 2015 at 2:00pm

In the style of the old late night "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" movies.......

Comment by Pat on August 13, 2015 at 12:20pm

And Daniel, while on the subject of lame....

Comment by Daniel W on August 12, 2015 at 7:09pm
Bertold - on the "If you think god approves..." poster - amen to that! Jesus H Christ, christians can be lame.
Comment by Bertold Brautigan on August 12, 2015 at 3:13pm

In an antique store I recently visited:

Comment by Pat on August 12, 2015 at 2:53pm

A pastor  goes into a Sunday School classroom that has been segregated by sex. His group is only the males, who are just reaching puberty.  The pastor's lesson is on the evils of masturbation. As he gets into his discussion, he talks about all the usual myths; fall from grace, sex addiction leading to drugs, and the inevitable slide into unclean living.  Just as he is explaining that it can also destroy a person's eyesight, one of the young men yells out, "Hey Pastor, turn to your left. We're all over here."

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 12, 2015 at 1:22pm

I stole (saved) a copy also.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on August 12, 2015 at 12:34pm
Love it, Bertold. Saving....AKA stealing.
Comment by Bertold Brautigan on August 12, 2015 at 8:46am

Photo from A|N Facebook page by Linda Mae Yarrington

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on August 11, 2015 at 12:21pm

FINALLY, a Bible-based advice column! From the introduction:

There's no doubt about it, the Bible anticipates every single problem you will ever encounter in life, and provides well-worked out algorithms for coping, freeing you up from the drudgery of wading through abstract and thorny thickets of ethics, metaphysics, ontology and more. So if you, like the supplicants quoted below, ever find yourself in an awkward social situation, need advice to the lovelorn or simply aren't sure how to think for yourself, I urge you to turn to the Bible and avoid further embarrassment. Exceptions: Not a proven remedy for pimples, male pattern baldness or enuresis. Consult your physician.
Contraindications: May cause drowsiness, verbosity or fixity of opinion.
Our Guarantee: At the end of your life, if not 100% satisfied with the results, simply return your Bible for a full money-back refund, less shipping and handling. And a sample entry:
Problem: I suspect my girlfriend dabbles in Wicca. What should I do?
Solution: Yes, this is a vexing problem, but you'll be glad to know that, as usual, the Bible is the vade mecum you should reach for. And the same cure is applicable to a vast range of other problems, with several millennia of clinical trials to back it up.
Simply murder any person who engages in beliefs contrary to yours.
A safe, effective, and proven over-the-counter remedy, available to all!
Naturally, King James puts it succinctly:
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
--Exodus 22:18
But wait! There's more! Reach for this powerful nostrum whenever you have to deal with troublesome symptoms, such as others who believe in:
  • science,
  • logic,
  • other deities,
  • and women's health care
It's even been proven effective against heretics espousing the Qabalah, evolution and climate change! With the miracle ingredient NonSequitur®!
Comment by Pat on August 8, 2015 at 9:08am


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