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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Comment by Idaho Spud on May 11, 2018 at 2:36pm

“Can I pray in a house for Friday prayers?”

You can pray in a house

You can pray with a mouse

You can pray upside down

You can pray to a clown

You can pray while picking your nose

You can pray on a pile of dirty clothes

You can pray here

You can pray there

The results are the same

No god to blame

No god to shame

No god here

No god there

No god anywhere

Comment by Patricia on May 11, 2018 at 2:35pm

You & me both, Spud.

I never did take being told what to think or how to think it.

Comment by Loren Miller on May 11, 2018 at 2:31pm

Actually, what we'll teach our children is HOW to think rather than WHAT to think, especially considering that schmuck wants our kids to obey his zombie buddy without question.

Comment by Idaho Spud on May 11, 2018 at 2:29pm

If I believed in either one, I'd choose to hang with satan rather than that horrible bible god.

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 11, 2018 at 2:17pm

Don't know what a better metaphor is...

Back to humor: "Oh no! We can't teach the children psychology!" from imgur via a comment at Friendly Atheist, "That awkward moment when Satan seems like the reasonable choice":

Man holding sign: “If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality, psychology, witchcraft”

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 8, 2018 at 5:43pm

Grinning Cat, what is an appropriate metaphor for courage and determination for men? 

I grant that ovaries work for courage and determination for women. Breasts are the sense organs on a woman's body, tap them and squeeze them in the wrong way and some women writhe in pain. 

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 8, 2018 at 2:26pm

Balls as a metaphor for courage and determination have always puzzled me. Testicles are all but exposed, and very sensitive: tap them the wrong way and a guy doubles over in pain. Maybe we should say "That takes ovaries!"

(Spud, good misinterpretation of a teaching of Jesus! More damaging than "Blessed are the cheesemakers", which we're told is supposed to refer to purveyors of all dairy products.)

Comment by Idaho Spud on May 8, 2018 at 10:33am

Comment by Patricia on May 8, 2018 at 2:40am

And no balls.

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 8, 2018 at 2:33am

Oh yes, big belly with tiny hands and penis.


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