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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on February 27, 2018 at 1:26pm

BULLFEATHERS!!!!!

Comment by Loren Miller on February 27, 2018 at 6:41am

Comment by Patricia on February 26, 2018 at 12:53pm

Bible Jokes

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruth-less.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Comment by Idaho Spud on February 25, 2018 at 1:07pm

Good one Patricia!

Comment by Patricia on February 25, 2018 at 1:04pm

A man goes into a bar in New York where there is a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have? The guy replies, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168” The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back. The robot asks, “What’s your drink?” The guy answers, “Whiskey.” The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The man replies, “100.” The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU. The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink. The man replies, “Whiskey.” The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” The man answers, “50.” The robot leans in real close and asks, “So . .. . are . . . you people . . .. still unhappy Hillary didn't get in ?

Comment by Patricia on February 21, 2018 at 5:07pm

Aw Loren, ya know they ain't that bright.....

Comment by Loren Miller on February 21, 2018 at 4:50pm

Hmph ... the dumb-ass couldn't think to use the word, "rooster?"  Of course, with that, there goes the joke! [giggle!]

Comment by Patricia on February 21, 2018 at 4:38pm

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Comment by Patricia on February 21, 2018 at 1:20pm

Comment by Patricia on February 21, 2018 at 1:20pm

There ya go!

 

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