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This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on Saturday

One Sunday after services one of the ladies approached the pastor's wife and commented, "What nice buttons you have sewed onto your sons jacket. My husband once had some like that on his suit."

The pastor's wife replies, "Why thank you for the complement. I get all my buttons out of the collection plate."

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 11, 2020 at 10:57pm

About Facebook:

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on May 11, 2020 at 10:47pm

"I don't actually need to be reminded of how great I am." Reminds me of someone ... <smirk> Good quote, excepting Mark Twain's presumptive Theism. 

Galen, I'm no FB fan, but I didn't follow the relevance of your statement here.

Comment by Galen Thurber on May 10, 2020 at 8:11am

Facebook ruins everything

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 29, 2020 at 10:45am

Imagine a God speaking to the new arrivals: "Yes, I know, everyone on Earth said there would be endless hosannas and songs of praise. They got a lot of other things wrong too. (Well, there were some perceptive folks who didn't go along with the conventional wisdom... wasn't it Mark Twain who wrote Letters from the Earth?) I don't actually need to be reminded of how great I am, and you'll all have to get along for eternity.

Yes, there are harps for those who want 'em. Accordions, too. And lessons. Something for everyone. But you'll find other things to sing about. And there are quiet places as well; this is Heaven, after all. Oh, and we do have beer."

Comment by Plinius on April 29, 2020 at 12:04am

That explains it!

Comment by Patricia on April 28, 2020 at 1:58pm

Cute, GC.

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 28, 2020 at 1:07pm

A couple is standing at the entrance to heaven; he says to her: “I always wondered how they could achieve peace and tranquility here for an eternity.” St. Peter’s ornate podium is emblazoned with large letters: “NO RELIGION BEYOND THIS POINT.”

Comment by Plinius on April 26, 2020 at 11:01pm

real believers...

Comment by Patricia on April 26, 2020 at 3:01pm

Amazing, huh?

 

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