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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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The Book of Pure Truth

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The Atheist Pig Gets IN YOUR FACE!

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Comment by Patricia on May 11, 2019 at 3:01pm

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 11, 2019 at 2:50pm

Grinning Cat, Spud, and Patricia, you make me laugh! What a great way to start my day.  

Comment by Patricia on May 11, 2019 at 1:11pm

Hahahaha….there ya go!

Comment by Idaho Spud on May 11, 2019 at 11:01am

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and demand you accept that the light is still on.

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

“Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

https://www.quora.com/profile/Michelle-Steele-53

Comment by Patricia on May 4, 2019 at 12:59pm

Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into the ex-President. "Hello," Bush said. "Nice weather we're having, huh?"

Moses took one look at the President, turned and ran in the other direction. The next day Moses was walking down the same street and there was Bush. Again he tried to initiate a conversation. Again Moses turned and ran away.

Bush was tired of this bizarre treatment, so the next time Moses ran away from him, Bush followed. When he caught up, he asked Moses what was wrong.

Moses said, "The last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years in the desert."

Comment by Patricia on April 27, 2019 at 5:51pm

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father’
The little boy replied, ‘My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ‘'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ‘'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. ‘I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 15, 2019 at 6:34pm

The sign Bertold shared reminded me of the quote, "Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"

(Quite a few adults do in fact have fun and pleasure and love in ethical nonmonogamous relationships, with all spouses and partners consenting! And quite a few other adults want and need monogamy.)

"It really bugs me when I forget the entomology of a word." For the nth time I looked up "adult" (from Latin, "to grow up, be nourished") and "adultery" (from "to corrupt, alter"). No deep hidden connection between the words.

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on April 15, 2019 at 2:24pm

Bertold, you had me rolling in laughter.

Comment by Patricia on April 15, 2019 at 11:36am

Hahaha.

Comment by Plinius on April 15, 2019 at 5:00am

Nice!

 

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