Atheist Humor

This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Comment by DeafAtheist on March 20, 2009 at 12:32am
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.

One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing.

At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town.

Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?

" Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.
Comment by Jennifer W on March 10, 2009 at 9:00am
It must be hard for Kermit to be surrounded by theistic Muppets.
Comment by Charles on March 9, 2009 at 11:09pm
Comment by cj the cynic on March 8, 2009 at 2:14pm

Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on March 8, 2009 at 12:16pm
Keep your shirt on, Nick. All but one comment were laughing along with you, not at you. The words "serious" and "humor" have more than one meaning. That is to say that I seriously think that I have at least two humerus bones in my body. Come join in the pun with us.
Comment by Max on March 7, 2009 at 6:43pm
Check out our christians friend Edward
Comment by jc morrison on March 7, 2009 at 6:30pm
why would atheists be any less humorous than anyone else. come on people, have you already forgotten your medieval anatomy class?!?

black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, and blood. . .
Comment by Max on March 7, 2009 at 6:18pm
OH come on Nick serious and thoughfull we are but not humorless.
Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on March 7, 2009 at 1:58pm
Nick, I seriously object to the statement that I am humorless.
Comment by Deinotherium on February 28, 2009 at 6:48pm
You're quite welcome!

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