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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Grinning Cat Aug 6, 2016. 21 Replies

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Comment by Jas Brimstone on September 29, 2016 at 4:39pm

Just thought I'd share this little ditty I wrote to the tune of Monty Python's "Penis" song:

Isn’t it awfully nice to have religion?

Isn’t it frightfully good to have a god?

It’s swell to like Jehovah,

Follow Allah. Be a Sikh.

From the wishy-washiest wiccan,

To the biggest preaching prick!


So three cheers for your Jesus or Mohammad,

Hooray for your Shiva or your Zeus,

Your holy ghost, your weeping saints,

Your Zoroastrian schlock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can praise it in your frock.

But don't put it in our law books

Or it’s you we’ll have to mock

...And you won't



Comment by Joan Denoo on September 23, 2016 at 11:51am

Jeez, and intelligent people believed him?

Comment by Idaho Spud on September 23, 2016 at 4:46am

Excellent Joan.

Comment by Joan Denoo on September 22, 2016 at 7:39pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on September 22, 2016 at 2:12pm

The new Jesus and Mo, on the Torah: (click to enlarge)

Jesus, reading the K’RAN, to Mo, together on their couch: “So much of the Koran is just a REHASH of Christian tradition” Mo: “And?” Jesus: “That’s CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, Mo!” Mo: “What are you talking about?” Jesus: “You took that stuff without permission. It’s an act of violence against my IDENTITY. I feel ERASED” Mo: “‘ERASED’? What are you, a PENCIL SKETCH?” Moses, having appeared behind the couch: “Actually, Jesus - much of Christianity is derived from Judaism, so YOU can’t complain“ -- [Doorbell: ding dong!] -- “I’M the one whose culture has been appropriated!” Mo, out of view: “Moses, there’s a bunch of BRONZE AGE CANAANITES at the door - they want a word with you about the TORAH”(h/t Laughing in Disbelief)

Comment by Grinning Cat on September 22, 2016 at 2:10pm

Then there are the husband and wife arguing about who should make the morning coffee. She says that he should, and it says so right in the Bible. Sure enough, at the top of several pages: "HEBREWS".

Comment by L Ross on September 21, 2016 at 11:44pm

Entrepreneur Alert:  Enterprising brewer needed to supply millions of Xians with "HeBrews" beer! Or maybe a line of "HisBlood" red ripple wines... I can almost hear the bar call: "Four large HeBrews...and a HisBlood for the lady."

Comment by Loren Miller on September 20, 2016 at 2:54pm

Give anyone a choice between suffering and not suffering and only a masochist will choose the former.  Despite Ma. Teresa's assertions to the contrary, there is no demonstrable benefit from suffering.

Once again, Agnes and the RCC are demonstrably full of shit.

Comment by Grinning Cat on September 20, 2016 at 9:21am

The Atheist Pig scored an exclusive interview with the spirit of the sainted Mother Teresa!

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Atheist Pig: “Hello everybody. Today we have a special guest. We’re talking to the newly-canonized Mother Teresa who’s appearing in spirit form. Welcome!” Mother Teresa: “Thank you for having me.” AP: “Now, many praise you for the work you did for the poor and sick, but some say that rather than helping, you allowed them to suffer. How do you respond?” MT: “Well, the Church believes, as do I, that there is TREMENDOUS MERIT in suffering. There is something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer it like Christ’s Passion. The world gains much from their suffering.” AP: “And just what did the world gain from those who suffered in your care?” MT: “It gained a new saint, of course.”(h/t Friendly Atheist, "What the World Gained from Those Who Suffered Under Mother Teresa’s..."; some good comments there!)

Comment by Joseph P on September 3, 2016 at 11:04pm

This kid found a brilliant new solution to the runaway-train moral quandary:



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