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This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Plinius on August 17, 2016 at 3:28am

LOL Bertold!

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on August 17, 2016 at 12:10am

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on August 15, 2016 at 9:08pm

Thanks, Joan. I'm not 100% convinced thoughts are as worthless as prayers, but I agree the graphic's a keeper. (When I was a kid, Popular Mechanics mag always ran an ad that said "Thoughts have wings." And you know if you read it in print it has to be true, right?)

Comment by Joan Denoo on August 15, 2016 at 6:23pm

Bertold, that garbage truck is a keeper; it is in photo file now. Thanks!

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on August 15, 2016 at 5:51pm

Good photo!!

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on August 15, 2016 at 5:45pm

Comment by Joan Denoo on August 15, 2016 at 4:52pm

That sounds good to me, Quina. I would be in heaven with a computer and all the services. I would also like the safety of being behind a chain-link fence and barbed wire. Having to pass through the locked gate would be nice, no burglars allowed. The food is good too.  

The prisoners would have good care and access to jobs or training.

I worked in a prison for a couple of years; it was the last stage before prisoners were released to freedom. My job was to teach them how to manage a bank account, use the public transit, and some behavioral things like anger management, problem-solving, and conflict resolution, as well as negotiation and compromise.  

Comment by L Ross on August 15, 2016 at 4:21pm

Thanks, Qiana.  I really like "Put All the Seniors in Prison"!  Would be fun to see this on you-tube to share with friends. 

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on August 15, 2016 at 1:49pm

Here's another along the same idea...

Put All The Seniors In Prison

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc. They would receive money instead of having to pay it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... if they fell or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes. All meals and snacks would be brought to them. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists. Simple clothing - i.e.. shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request. There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens. Each senior would have a p.c., t.v., phone and radio in their room at no cost. They would receive daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the aclu would fight for their rights and protection.

The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.

As for the criminals:

They would receive cold food.

They would be left alone and unsupervised.

They would receive showers once a week.

They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $6,000 per month..

They would have no hope of ever getting out.

In addition, it is a great gated community.

Sounds like justice to me!

Comment by Plinius on August 15, 2016 at 10:51am

I love that one, Quiana! My husband is in a bad state due to troubles at work but he has to struggle on for five years more until retirement...

 

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