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Comment by sk8eycat on January 11, 2015 at 12:07am

Ingersoll went on to say more about the "celestial arithmetic," and ended it by saying something like, "Now that we are thoroughly confused, there is nothing left to say except....

"Let us pray." 

\sarcasm off

Comment by Joan Denoo on January 10, 2015 at 10:25pm

Felaine, let's see if this works: 

Nope!

Trial 2: 

The Trinity 

"One may say with one's lips: 'I believe that God is one, and also three' - but no one can believe it, because the words have no sense."

~ Leo Tolstoy 

 

"It is too late in the day for men of sincerity to pretend they believe in the Platonic mysticisms that three are one, and one is three; and yet that the one is not three, and the three are not one."

~Thomas Jefferson

"According to the celestial multiplication table, once one is three, and three times one is one, and according to heavenly subtraction if we take two from three, three are left. The addition is equally peculiar, if we add two to one we have but one. Each one is equal to himself and the other two. Nothing ever was, nothing ever can be more perfectly idiotic and absurd than the dogma of the Trinity."

~ Robert Ingersoll

Comment by sk8eycat on January 10, 2015 at 5:38pm

I remember that print from Sunday school...doesn't look the least bit Jewish, does he?  Typical Bapnit BS.

Robert Ingersoll wrote a funny piece about Xian arithmetic...  for some reason I can't copy and Paste it, but scroll WAYYYY down to "THE TRINITY"

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biblianazar/esp_biblianazar_19.htm

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on January 10, 2015 at 3:41pm

1 = 3. Their math is as good as their view of reality.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 10, 2015 at 11:51am

Trying to untangle the trinity:

Are you there, dad? It's me, you. - Are you there, dad? It's me, you. Praying Jesus

Comment by Idaho Spud on January 8, 2015 at 10:51am

Made me laugh Patricia.  I'm saving it. : )

Comment by Joan Denoo on January 8, 2015 at 12:14am

Patricia, particularly unexpected end! Funny!

Comment by kathy: ky on January 7, 2015 at 4:09pm
That's wonderful.
Comment by Christopher Cosgrove on January 3, 2015 at 12:57am

Thanks Daniel. Forgotten how good Dave Allen was and he does highlight the absurdity of religion brilliantly.

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 27, 2014 at 8:58pm

(Grinning and groaning at "Labracadabrador!")

About fog lights, it's true that longer (redder) wavelengths of light scatter less and shorter (bluer) wavelengths of light scatter more in fog and in the atmosphere. (Blue skies are scattered light; red and orange sunrises and sunsets are what's left over.) The yellow and amber fog lights are white (mixed wavelengths) with most of the blues taken away. They're not a single pure wavelength.

I suppose fog lights aren't red because (1) the more aggressively filtered an incandescent bulb or lamp is, the hotter and more inefficient it is; (2) it's easier to recognize objects in a broader spectrum of light; and, most importantly, (3) we don't want anything on the front of a car to be confused with taillights or brake lights (or an emergency vehicle).

Coming back to some (ancient) actual humor, this radio exchange supposedly happened between a U.S. Navy ship and Canadian authorities:

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

(snopes.com on the origins of this joke)

 

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