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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Idaho Spud on August 15, 2016 at 5:34am

Qiana, I'm saving that.  I felt the same way when I retired.  I miss 2 of my co-workers, but that's all I miss.

Comment by Daniel Wachenheim on August 14, 2016 at 10:13pm
QM, I should have had that to hang over my workstation during the final couple of months. I miss the sense of purpose but not the dysfunction.
Comment by Qiana-Maieev on August 14, 2016 at 8:09pm

Prison vs. Work
-------------------------

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK....You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay
for it.

IN PRISON...You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK....You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK....You must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
AT WORK....You have to share.

IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK....You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK....You spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK....They are called supervisors.

When I finally left my last place of work, it was just like
being released from prison, as I was free to do whatever
I wanted to.

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 10, 2016 at 7:50am

Very funny Thomas.

Comment by Joan Denoo on August 10, 2016 at 4:51am

"verbal diarrhea!" I like that one, Loren. 

Also, fighting over the most peaceful religion, Thomas, and I will use put a bell on god. 

Comment by Plinius on August 10, 2016 at 1:51am

:-D

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on August 10, 2016 at 12:24am

Hehehe. Or tie it down, maybe?

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 9, 2016 at 5:25am

A golden oldie.

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on August 8, 2016 at 11:44pm

Seems pretty much true.

Comment by k.h. ky on August 8, 2016 at 11:32pm
Lol
 

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