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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Grinning Cat Aug 6, 2016. 21 Replies

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Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by Joseph P Sep 29, 2015. 7 Replies

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Comment by L Ross on September 21, 2016 at 11:44pm

Entrepreneur Alert:  Enterprising brewer needed to supply millions of Xians with "HeBrews" beer! Or maybe a line of "HisBlood" red ripple wines... I can almost hear the bar call: "Four large HeBrews...and a HisBlood for the lady."

Comment by Loren Miller on September 20, 2016 at 2:54pm

Give anyone a choice between suffering and not suffering and only a masochist will choose the former.  Despite Ma. Teresa's assertions to the contrary, there is no demonstrable benefit from suffering.

Once again, Agnes and the RCC are demonstrably full of shit.

Comment by Grinning Cat on September 20, 2016 at 9:21am

The Atheist Pig scored an exclusive interview with the spirit of the sainted Mother Teresa!

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Atheist Pig: “Hello everybody. Today we have a special guest. We’re talking to the newly-canonized Mother Teresa who’s appearing in spirit form. Welcome!” Mother Teresa: “Thank you for having me.” AP: “Now, many praise you for the work you did for the poor and sick, but some say that rather than helping, you allowed them to suffer. How do you respond?” MT: “Well, the Church believes, as do I, that there is TREMENDOUS MERIT in suffering. There is something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer it like Christ’s Passion. The world gains much from their suffering.” AP: “And just what did the world gain from those who suffered in your care?” MT: “It gained a new saint, of course.”(h/t Friendly Atheist, "What the World Gained from Those Who Suffered Under Mother Teresa’s..."; some good comments there!)

Comment by Joseph P on September 3, 2016 at 11:04pm

This kid found a brilliant new solution to the runaway-train moral quandary:


Comment by Bertold Brautigan on September 2, 2016 at 5:22pm

So we all know the downside of the virgin birth meme is that it's obvious utter bullshit. Can anyone tell me what's supposed to be the upside?

Comment by Joseph P on September 2, 2016 at 5:08pm

The jump to her being a virgin isn't such a wide one, by the standards of mythology.  There were so many mythical heroes who were born from virgins; it makes sense that Jesus would morph into one of those, even without the linguistic assistance.

Comment by Terry Groff on September 2, 2016 at 1:41pm

Funny, the original Hebrew babble, I mean bible, never said Mary was a virgin, only that she was a young girl, so Bellarmine WAS wrong on on both counts.

Comment by Idaho Spud on September 2, 2016 at 1:06pm

Sometimes, I almost wish there was a hell for people like Bellarmine.  Not for eternity, but long enough to let him know how it felt to be torched.

Oops, sorry.  This is supposed to be Atheist "Humor".

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on September 2, 2016 at 12:57pm

Funny how religious leaders' proclamations often fall short. Cardinal Bellarmine, the guy in charge of barbecuing Giordano Bruno for heresy, had this to say:

To assert that the Earth revolves around the Sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin.


Comment by Idaho Spud on September 2, 2016 at 12:42pm

And Joseph Smith said he was greater than jesus christ.  What an ego!


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