Atheist Humor

This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Four More Cartoons

Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by Joseph P Sep 29. 7 Replies

The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

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Comment by Pat on June 25, 2015 at 3:39pm

Thanks Spud. 

Comment by Idaho Spud on June 25, 2015 at 3:08pm

Pat, love your shout about Osteen.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on June 25, 2015 at 11:49am

I've just been going through M*A*S*H on Netflix. Best tv show ever.

Comment by sk8eycat on June 25, 2015 at 11:45am

THAT was one of the best M*A*S*H episodes EVER!

Comment by Loren Miller on June 25, 2015 at 10:17am

Actually, Pat, I would follow the recommendation made by a superior of Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:

Give him a high colonic and send him on a three-mile hike!

Comment by Pat on June 25, 2015 at 8:27am

I recall Osteen praying with Nick Wallenda just before he walked the tightrope over the Grand Canyon. I pissed a number of people off when I yelled out, "Will someone get Osteen a laxative!"

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on June 25, 2015 at 7:37am

Hey Pat - you reminded of an old bumper sticker: Mean people suck. Nice people swallow. Joel never fails to be an inspiration!

Comment by Pat on June 25, 2015 at 7:28am

Comment by Joseph P on June 19, 2015 at 3:08am

Yeah, this new church is better than the shadows.  The penis-shape of the church is far more explicit and doesn't rely upon it being a certain time of day.

Comment by Joan Denoo on June 18, 2015 at 10:07pm

This poor architect had a nightmare trying to figure out a good form for the new church. He woke up in a sweat, with a brilliant idea that was the answer to his terrors, a building with a distinct shape. He handed the drawings to the Board and they were as excited as he. The blueprints, the builders, everyone involved stood in pride on the day of the opening of the building. 

Some joyriding Sunday pilot flew over it and came home laughing so hard his sides ached. He took his friends on a ride to see the lazy penis church. They all met on the golf course, laughing so hard they couldn't play golf. They sat around all day getting more and more looped, still laughing at the lethargic penis. 

A newspaper reporter stopped by for a Sunday afternoon cocktail and heard this raucous laughter and had to get the story. Monday morning, in half page headlines and photo was the story of the Inert penis. National news picked up th story and before you could blink an eye, Reuters had it plastered all over its newswires. The photo replaced the laughing stock photo of the Westminster bridge penises. 


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