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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Pat on August 23, 2013 at 8:46am

Comment by Andrew Hall on August 8, 2013 at 8:02pm

Yeah, it's been a while since I've hung out here. 

Comment by Pat on August 7, 2013 at 9:27pm

Hurray! Suzie said she'd touch me!!

Comment by Grinning Cat on August 7, 2013 at 11:39am

(That repurposed nativity scene was from Cheezburger: http://cheezburger.com/7723930880 )

Comment by Grinning Cat on August 7, 2013 at 11:38am

Onlooker to Joseph, Mary, and baby Jesus, heads surrounded by halos on a repurposed Buon Natale picture: 'Hey guys, better hurry up. The guy from the pet shop's here and he wants his fishbowls back.'

Comment by Grinning Cat on August 7, 2013 at 11:27am

Thanks for the laugh, Pat!

Comment by rockytij on August 2, 2013 at 8:25pm

Any fans of "30 Rock" here?

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 2, 2013 at 2:13pm

I like the ill repute parrot Pat.

Comment by Pat on August 2, 2013 at 12:50pm

Thanks

Comment by Pat on August 2, 2013 at 11:37am

A mother superior goes to a pet store, with the intent of buying a small parrot, thinking that a talking bird would be a welcome and cheerful addition to the convent.  When she gets to the store, she asks the clerk about talking birds.  The clerk points out a large, beautiful, South American Macaw with red, gold, blue and green feathers that can already speak.   Mother superior tells the clerk she is on a limited budget, and can’t afford the $1,000.00+ a macaw would cost.  He then tells her the bird is only $150.00.  Thinking the bird is sick, she declines, but the clerk assures her it’s in perfect health, and he even has a veterinarian’s certification.  When asked why the bird is so cheap, the clerk hums and haws for a moment, and then explains they got it on consignment from a house of ill repute.  Nevertheless, he assures the Mother Superior that with training, she can teach the bird some respectable language, and maybe even a few prayers. She decides it’s a bargain she can’t pass up, and buys it. 

When she has it set up in the convent, the bird starts to talk. “Awk – New house. New Madame.” Mother Superior realizes she’s going to have some work ahead of her.  Then, two nuns walk in and the bird says, “Awk – New House. New Madame. New hookers.”  As she’s starting to explain to the nuns her purchase, the parish priest, Father Edward walks in. The bird yells, “Hi Eddie.”

 

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