Atheist Humor

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Comment by Joseph P on June 19, 2015 at 3:08am

Yeah, this new church is better than the shadows.  The penis-shape of the church is far more explicit and doesn't rely upon it being a certain time of day.

Comment by Joan Denoo on June 18, 2015 at 10:07pm

This poor architect had a nightmare trying to figure out a good form for the new church. He woke up in a sweat, with a brilliant idea that was the answer to his terrors, a building with a distinct shape. He handed the drawings to the Board and they were as excited as he. The blueprints, the builders, everyone involved stood in pride on the day of the opening of the building. 

Some joyriding Sunday pilot flew over it and came home laughing so hard his sides ached. He took his friends on a ride to see the lazy penis church. They all met on the golf course, laughing so hard they couldn't play golf. They sat around all day getting more and more looped, still laughing at the lethargic penis. 

A newspaper reporter stopped by for a Sunday afternoon cocktail and heard this raucous laughter and had to get the story. Monday morning, in half page headlines and photo was the story of the Inert penis. National news picked up th story and before you could blink an eye, Reuters had it plastered all over its newswires. The photo replaced the laughing stock photo of the Westminster bridge penises. 

Comment by Joseph P on June 18, 2015 at 4:49pm

Possibly not, but it makes me suspicious.

Comment by Grinning Cat on June 18, 2015 at 1:39pm

Joseph -- well said! That sort of design had to be intentional on someone's part.

Comment by Pat on June 18, 2015 at 12:46pm

Maybe they could straighten the building out if they put in an adult book store across the street.

Comment by Terry Groff on June 18, 2015 at 12:16pm

Are they trying to say their god really is a "he".

Comment by Aiden on June 18, 2015 at 12:14pm

They're asserting the patriarchy with their floppy-dong-building.

Comment by sk8eycat on June 18, 2015 at 11:53am

I've seen that overhead shot before.  It's amazing that nobody seemed to be able to read a simple blueprint before construction started.'s a protest against Viagra?  (They don't believe in modern medicine.)

Comment by Joseph P on June 18, 2015 at 11:08am

Heh.  I know you're going to get some random shapes that look explicit, purely by accident, because we're pattern seeking creatures, as are pretty much all animals.  But when you get something that distinct, I have to wonder if they hired some contractor who decided to dick around with them, because he hates the denomination.

Comment by Aiden on June 18, 2015 at 9:58am

Refractory period...


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