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Comment by sk8eycat on January 25, 2012 at 12:41pm

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that, but you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Comment by Sandi on January 25, 2012 at 6:31am

Comment by Sandi on January 24, 2012 at 6:28am

Comment by sk8eycat on January 23, 2012 at 3:15pm

BJU is accredited now.  From Wikipedia:

By the early 2000s, however, the university quietly reexamined its position on accreditation as degree mills proliferated and various government bureaucracies, such as law enforcement agencies, began excluding BJU graduates on the grounds that the university did not appear on appropriate federal lists.[41] In 2004, the university began the process of joining the Transnational Association of Christian Colleges and Schools. Candidate status—effectively, accreditation—was obtained in April 2005, and full membership in the Association was conferred in November 2006.[42] In December 2011, BJU announced its intention to apply for regional accreditation with the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools (SACS).


Back in the late 1950s even at the church I went to then, we joked about Bob Jones U.  We said you could get expelled if you tore a hole in the knee of your bathing suit.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 23, 2012 at 12:27pm

mmmm...even 1950s public school textbooks didn't have color photos in them, so I doubt xian schools whold have spent the money for such luxuries.  And the creationists weren't pushing so hard back then, either.  If anyone had said "creation science" in public in those days, they would have been laughed out of the room.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 23, 2012 at 12:19pm

@Joseph: I dunno, but he insisted...said his mother did it, so wife should.  And she (still in the prison of xianity at that time) "obeyed"!

Comment by Joseph P on January 23, 2012 at 11:45am
Nope, that's what the fundamentalist Christian universities are like. BJU is like Liberty University's little brother with the hockey helmet. There's a reason that they're non-accredited.
Comment by Andrew Hall on January 23, 2012 at 11:39am

Is that real? It seems like a Poe.

Comment by Joseph P on January 23, 2012 at 9:42am
BJU is a fundie, non-accredited, Creationism-teaching university in South Carolina. This is EXACTLY the sort of thing I expect from them.
Comment by Sandi on January 23, 2012 at 9:30am

It is really quite mind bending. I just cannot fathom the depth of thought that people like this have. But I do note that the church or 'university' this guys runs is for profit and I guess money drives all sorts of irrational thinking. It is the sheeple I am concerned for as the lack of education holds us all back. I literally feel sick when I see the properties and assets that these people own and the amount of money they take from the gullible. It is the most hypocritical scenario I have ever seen.


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