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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Comment by Qiana-Maieev on May 12, 2016 at 3:29pm

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 10, 2016 at 4:12pm

Oh! but the trouble when attempting to end a marriage is not worth the benefits. One can go into a legal contract; if one wants out, the other can agree or challenge the termination of the contract. 

If children are involved in either a marriage or partnership an agreement should be made before the children are born or arrive in a family( as in adoption). 

Comment by Joseph P on May 10, 2016 at 3:01pm

There are other songs, of course.  I've heard that one way too often, though.

As far as I'm concerned, marriage is mostly for the tax breaks and to be included on family health-insurance plans, if you get those through work.  The legal rights are also useful, at times.  Beyond those economic and legal benefits, though, I don't really see the point.

You don't even need to actually be married for most social conventions.  For example, if one of you is in the hospital, and you want to be there beyond visiting hours, you don't actually have to be married, despite the rules always saying that only spouses, siblings, children, or whatever of the patient are allowed.  If you say you're married, no one will challenge you on it.

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 10, 2016 at 11:07am

Oh! Jeez! are the not able to find anything better to hear at a wedding? 

Marriage is a silly institution in the first place. There should be a license for having children, however, requiring a demonstration of mastery of parenting skills. 

Comment by Joseph P on May 10, 2016 at 5:33am

That's what the song is basically about, yes.  It was about a breakup that he took particularly poorly.

And people play that song at weddings ...

Comment by Joan Denoo on May 9, 2016 at 11:25pm

Sounds like a stalker to me. 

Since when does one person belong to another? Sick thinking taking place here. 

Comment by Joseph P on May 9, 2016 at 4:51pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 9, 2016 at 3:41pm

From a comment in the Friendly Atheist article, a song that also touches on Richard Cahill's blog post!

"...You're not going to heaven.
Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns.
None of you are going to heaven.
You're not my children you're a bad games of Sims....

...You pray so badly for heaven,
knowing any day might be the day that you die
but maybe life on earth could be heaven.
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?..."

(full lyrics at the YouTube page; link to "The future of the human race" / "Heaven on earth" is mine)

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on May 9, 2016 at 3:02pm

Along with the ultimatums on how to live life. More than creep-ola.

Comment by Loren Miller on May 9, 2016 at 2:52pm

I'll go with "stalking," Qiana, and I won't blink.


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