Atheist Humor

This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Grinning Cat Aug 6. 21 Replies

Four More Cartoons

Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by Joseph P Sep 29, 2015. 7 Replies

The Power of Prayer, and Other Laughables

Started by Gary Canup. Last reply by The Flying Atheist Sep 27, 2015. 6 Replies

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Comment by Qiana-Maieev on July 2, 2016 at 1:31pm

TWO nuns were riding their bicycles down the street.

The first nun says, "I've never come this way before."

The second nun says, "Yeah, it's the cobblestones!"

Comment by Grinning Cat on June 28, 2016 at 12:04pm

Why are radical Christians and radical Muslims fighting, when they agree on so much?

WHY ARE RADICAL CHRISTIANS AND RADICAL MUSLIMS SO OPPOSED TO EACH OTHER'S INFLUENCE WHEN THEY AGREE ABOUT SO MANY IDEOLOGICAL ISSUES? ['Radical Christians', head with cross inside brain, and 'Radical Muslims', head with crescent-and-star inside brain, above two identical lists] Oppose Abortion / Oppose Birth Control / Oppose Drug Legalization / Oppose Gay Marriage / Oppose Pornography / Oppose Pre-marital sex / Oppose Prostitution / Oppose Secularism / Support the Death Penalty / Support Prayer in Schools [credit at bottom: The Why? Movement]

Comment by Joan Denoo on June 28, 2016 at 2:36am

As long as the priests are handing out bread and wine he can hand out condoms, too.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on June 28, 2016 at 12:03am

You're right Carl, curing amputees seems to have the gaseous vertebrate stumped (so to speak).

Comment by The Flying Atheist on June 27, 2016 at 11:32pm

Bertold, I think god has the celiac issue on the back-burner while he tries to figure out the growing of amputated limbs issue. 

Comment by Joseph P on June 27, 2016 at 11:31pm

Hey, it's their made-up crap, not mine.  You'd have to ask them how they justify it to themselves.

As for the Vatican acceptance of a solution, the media seem to be unsure.

Comment by Grinning Cat on June 27, 2016 at 11:20pm

And something about completely gluten-free wafers not being acceptable under Roman Catholic rules?

Surely a god capable of all the other powerful magics reputed in the Bible could cure a few cases of celiac disease!

Comment by Joseph P on June 27, 2016 at 9:27pm

There's a serious issue, actually, for people with celiac disease.

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on June 27, 2016 at 4:57pm

That's quite funny, Grinning Cat.

Comment by Grinning Cat on June 27, 2016 at 4:24pm

Priest, offering a communion wafer to a woman: “Body of Christ.” “But I’m vegan.” Next frame: the priest offers a small cube: “Tofu of Christ.” The woman sticks her tongue out to receive it.

Dan Piraro drew this cartoon for the anniversary of a friend who's Catholic, and was joking about whether or not vegans could take communion.

h/t Friendly Atheist


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