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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Comment by Joseph P on May 9, 2016 at 4:51pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 9, 2016 at 3:41pm

From a comment in the Friendly Atheist article, a song that also touches on Richard Cahill's blog post!

"...You're not going to heaven.
Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns.
None of you are going to heaven.
You're not my children you're a bad games of Sims....

...You pray so badly for heaven,
knowing any day might be the day that you die
but maybe life on earth could be heaven.
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?..."

(full lyrics at the YouTube page; link to "The future of the human race" / "Heaven on earth" is mine)

Comment by Loren Miller on May 9, 2016 at 2:52pm

I'll go with "stalking," Qiana, and I won't blink.

Comment by Richard Cahill on May 9, 2016 at 9:54am
Comment by Joseph P on May 3, 2016 at 5:18pm

And the atheism wasn't the cause of the activities of Pol Pot or Stalin, anyway.  I guess you could get to some negative results through aggressive anti-theism, even if you'd have to stretch it like crazy, but from basic, default atheism, you can't get to any active result.

You have to insert some other ideology or motivation, such as lust for power and the creation of a totalitarian state.  The Christians will say that their religion will prevent the atrocities of those sorts of regimes, but clearly that isn't anything approaching true.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on May 3, 2016 at 11:43am

Good point Joseph. I'm so f-ing sick of hearing religionists blame these and similar atrocities on atheism. They conveniently seem to forget about the Inquisition strangely enough.

Comment by Joseph P on May 3, 2016 at 11:03am

They'd probably say something about Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot.  Never mind that Hitler wasn't an atheist.

He's generally their go-to, though, since most people in the west know more about him than the other two.

Comment by Plinius on May 2, 2016 at 11:46pm

To the point, GC!

Comment by The Flying Atheist on May 2, 2016 at 7:17pm

Good one, Grinning Cat.  That pretty much sums it up!

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 2, 2016 at 6:50pm

(An atheist, who looks rather like Richard Dawkins, debates a priest in a blue clerical shirt.) “Surely you’re not suggesting that atheists are behind genital mutilation!” “No, I am not.” “Or ritual stonings...” “No.” “Witch burnings...” “No.” “The sexual exploitation of children...” “No.” “The persecution of gays...” “No.” “Holy wars...” “No.” “Opposition to condoms for AIDS prevention...” “No.” “Fatwas...” “No.” “Fear of healthy sexual activities...” “No.” “Money-grubbing, faith-healing charlatans...” “No.” “A faith-based disregard for animal suffering...” “No.” “A morbid fascination with blood sacrifice and atonement...” “No.” “Uncritical thinking...” “No.” “The teaching of creationism...” “No.” “Sectarian strife...” “No.” “The subjugation of women...” “No.” “Well, what on earth is it that you so despise about atheists?” “Your ATHEISM!” (click to enlarge)


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