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Comment by Sandi on January 30, 2012 at 4:54pm

The fat atheists was my fave. I really couldn't stop laughing. Then it came to me... they have it all wrong. Atheists are generally thin because they expend so much energy laughing at christians all the time!

Comment by Andrew Hall on January 30, 2012 at 2:39pm

"Where do you even begin, with people whose idea of where you go for knowledge is that fucked up?"

Mockery of those ideas. That's just me. I'm a dick.

Comment by Joseph P on January 30, 2012 at 11:18am

Very smart christian kid. It is all a lie!

Love the notes on the video, too:

When you are tired of the fictional atheist experience show go to the non fiction radio show below at:
Shock Radio

Yes, I'm going to go to a bunch of Creationists to learn about what atheists really think.

Reminds me of some of the conversations I've had with the one creationist in my department at work.  He spouts off the usual nonsense that you hear out of apologists, and I've told him where he's horribly, horribly confused about what the Theory of Evolution actually proposes.

He's said something to the effect of, "How do you know what the Theory of Evolution says, better than anyone else does?"  Because I read books by evolutionary biologists who are working on the little details of the theory.  When he is so screwed up about the most basic details of the theory, and he challenges me on it with bullshit that his fundamentalist preacher has told him ...

Where do you even begin, with people whose idea of where you go for knowledge is that fucked up?

Comment by sk8eycat on January 30, 2012 at 9:44am

Speaking of flyiing, ya wanna bet there was a lot of (futile) praying going on here?

Comment by sk8eycat on January 30, 2012 at 9:41am

Sandi, That "Fat atheists" thing is bizarre!

My sister has been a JeeHoover's witless for 40 years or more, and I would say she weighs at least 100 lbs more than I do, and I'm not exactly skinny.  (She has also been a vegetarian since her teens, and buys low-fat or non-fat food whenever possible. Except for chocolate...well, chocolate grows on trees, so...)  Her closest JW friends are even heavier than she is..."morbidly obese" is the medical term.

Maybe I should take some photos of the three of them with their buybulls and Watchtowers and post it on that web site.

Heh!  I liked the flying cat, though.  Wheee!

Comment by Sandi on January 30, 2012 at 9:10am

Conservapedia: I could spend hours on this site, but I just can't laugh for that long:

Fat atheists and their pets:

Christian Humor (oxymoron)

Very smart christian kid. It is all a lie!

Comment by sk8eycat on January 30, 2012 at 9:10am

@Sandi: OUTstanding!

The only thing David M left out of those instructions was "Teach them to use the foulest language possible when sending vitriolic anonymous letters and e-mails to people who disagree with them."

Maybe, for Americans, "Teach them that the founders of this nation shared the bigoted beliefs of a small group of settlers in Massachusetts," too.

Comment by Sandi on January 30, 2012 at 6:42am

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Comment by sk8eycat on January 29, 2012 at 10:04pm
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits, decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found.
Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits.
He successfully raised a number of furry bunnies and, when he went about Paris selling them, a restauranteur asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."

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