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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on May 21, 2011 at 7:31pm
it's 6 PM Pacific time so wait another 30 minutes. Happy worldend !
Comment by Anna Vos on May 21, 2011 at 5:40pm
I honestly wish there had been a rapture... A zombie apocalypse sounds pretty sweet to me.
Comment by Andrew Hall on May 21, 2011 at 5:33pm

What? The Rapture didn't happen? Perhaps the God people can use my 12 step program.

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/05/twelve-step-program-for-...

Comment by Andrew Hall on May 21, 2011 at 5:31pm

I can't do poly, I can barely handle mono.

Comment by Joseph P on May 21, 2011 at 5:03pm

Nope.  Like I said, I'm ultra-straight.  I don't even like heterosexual pornography.  The idea of another guy sleeping with my girlfriend is ... ick.

 

And yeah, I realize that some girls will have the same reaction to me sleeping with another girl.  Well, I wouldn't be looking for a girl like that as a girlfriend to join my first one, would I?

 

I'm fine with my girlfriend sharing the love ... just not with guys.

Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on May 21, 2011 at 5:02pm
@Rudy: funny ! I said "girls" to my girlfriends. :) I will marry one on papers but I am living a marriage with them. They are poly only by association with me, not really poly; they are 1:1 type but they don't mind me being with them both. One of them is on A|N but I'll not tell you who. :) I think we talked too much on this subject here. We should continue this discussion in a different group.
Comment by Joseph P on May 21, 2011 at 4:39pm

I'd be happy with a harem of 3 or 4.  I could probably keep a few more than that sexually satisfied, though.  Apparently I'm seriously deficient of the hormone prolactin, which is theorized to be what causes the refractory period, after orgasm.  I orgasm, which takes about 10 to 20 minutes for me to reach the first time ... and then I just keep going into the next cycle.

 

Whatever the cause, I've never had it happen that I'm worn out before my partner is sexually exhausted.  In general, she's done for the night (and will be walking funny the following day), and I'm still up for another hour or two of sexual activity.

 

That aside, if a girl I'm sleeping with is bisexual, I'm quite okay with her sleeping with other girls, even if it's not a girl who's in a relationship with me too.  If I'm dating two girls and they want to have sex with each other, too.  Well, duh, of course I'm okay with that.  That's sexy as hell.

 

No other guys, though.  Guys are icky and have cooties.

Comment by Rudy V Kiist on May 21, 2011 at 4:13pm
Hey, to the "parent of satan's girl"...how old are your girls? I have 2 "satan like" sons that are still single. What? If the theists can do it...
Comment by Joseph P on May 21, 2011 at 3:47pm

Yeah, Mike, if you're bi ... or even just, for whatever reason, enjoy the girl you're with sleeping with another guy ... you should be able to join into whatever marriage arrangement you find enjoyable.

 

Personally, I'm ultra-straight, so I'll opt for the polygamous.  I'd be all for the opposite situation, even if I wasn't simply liberal and able to cope with people doing whatever they want, sexually, as long as it's between consenting adults.  From a purely selfish perspective ... well, something's got do be done to keep all of those sexually frustrated guys happy, if I want my harem.  :-D

Comment by Joseph P on May 21, 2011 at 3:41pm
Yeah, the Rapture was thought up in the 1700's, apparently, judging from the Wikipedia entry on the subject.  The second coming has been around for about 1,800 or 1,900 years, though.
 

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