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Comment by Joseph P on May 22, 2011 at 3:14pm

Yeah, 7'4", 540 pounds, according to his Wikipedia page.  A heart can't take care of a body that size for very long.  Kind of sucks.


How tall are you, Tommy?

Comment by Tommy on May 22, 2011 at 2:17pm
I met Andre the Giant in Houston and I am consider a very large man. I felt like a little kid. His hand just sort of swallowed mine up when we shook hands. Last match I watched him in he carried a 400 lb man around the ring over his head. Just can't fake that. Heck of a man. I hate he had to die young.
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on May 22, 2011 at 2:05pm

about Ivy's post: it's even written on wikipedia

On the morning of May 20, 2011, Savage died in a single vehicle automobile accident while driving on a street in Seminole, Florida, a town on the Pinellas County side of the Tampa Bay area.[117] He was 58 years old. It is suspected he may have had a heart attack, which led to his losing control of the vehicle and crashing into a tree. His wife Lynn was also in the automobile but received only minor injuries. This report was later confirmed by Savage's brother, Lanny Poffo. Later that night The Macho man Randy Savage, single handedly stopped Jesus in a Rapture steel cage match, successfully stopping Jesus from starting the rapture. Savage was later shown "snapping" Jesus like a Slim Jim, and saying "You don't start the rapture on my watch Jesus OHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"[6][118]

If it's on the internet, it's not a lie.

Comment by Joseph P on May 22, 2011 at 1:50pm
Wait, didn't the Four Horsemen (de)convert to atheism?  Maybe that's why they're AWOL.
Comment by Ivy on May 22, 2011 at 1:06pm

Oops!  My bad.  Met him once when I was a kid--very nice guy, actually.  Also had the pleasure of meeting Andre the Giant, as he lived nearby--also very cool.


And to keep it on-topic:

Via (Doris) on Twitter: 

"Sorry folks, Rapture delayed due to the 4 horses of the Apocalypse quarantined for EHV-1 outbreak."
Comment by Susan Stanko on May 22, 2011 at 1:00pm
He died on Friday.
Comment by Ivy on May 22, 2011 at 12:47pm

Glad to see everyone had a good time with Rapture!Fail 2011.  :)  Here's one possible reason why it didn't go off as planned:


(PS: For the folks who missed the news item - the gentleman wrestler "Macho Man" Randy Savage died on Rapture Day.)

Comment by Sean Murphy on May 22, 2011 at 5:10am
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on May 21, 2011 at 7:31pm
it's 6 PM Pacific time so wait another 30 minutes. Happy worldend !
Comment by Anna Vos on May 21, 2011 at 5:40pm
I honestly wish there had been a rapture... A zombie apocalypse sounds pretty sweet to me.

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