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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Joseph P on March 1, 2011 at 12:22am

Some gems from the comment section of http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110228/us_yblog_thelooko... which amused me:

Read the original text of the bible. Not the King James Version. The Vatican changed alot. The original text and even the translated version in to Latin is not a horrible as the King James version. Then preach. Not do not start bible arguments unless you have read the the original Latin. SO learn latin and read the the Bible and shut up.

Oy. The Vatican did not translate the King James Version.  The Latin is not the original, either.  Just ... wow.

 

This little tirade is fun, too:

God makes no mistake when a child is born! Its either a boy or its a girl! And a homosexual knows that what they are feeling is NOT normal and even evil! Its a demonic homosexual or lesbian spirit, that posses them at very early age! Thats why they are so scared to tell people, that they are GAY! Until that evil spirit torments their mind so much, until they cant take it anymore! And chokes the life out of them! Until they let be known publicly! And thats when they come out the closet, they feel like they have tooken a load off their backs!!

Being GAY or LESBIAN is the way the devil tells GOD how much hes in control of humanity! How he can twist a human being to go against his own nature! Now thats disgusting! Homosexuals are anti-human,anti-life,anti-nature,anti-motherhood and worst of all anti-CHRIST!

Christ-bots are fun to listen to, as long as you don't have to listen for too long.  It's like an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  There's a reason why the episodes are only 15 minutes long.  You can only deal with so much insanity in one dose, before your brain explodes.  I made the mistake of watching one disk straight through.  My sense of reality was noticeably distorted for the rest of the day.

Comment by Sam Kennedy on February 27, 2011 at 6:10pm
Comment by Joseph P on February 27, 2011 at 6:02pm
Luke this is a humor group.  I know Libertarians like to hijack everything to preach their dogma, but give it a rest for once.
Comment by Zheng Ye on February 27, 2011 at 5:28pm

Samantha,

Obyango is just as big a moron as Palin, McCain or the Bushes.  Socialist politics is bad for free minds and free markets.  We need leaders who will promote free thinking and free markets, that will be the only way out of the mess the Democrats and Republicans have placed us in.

Comment by Samantha Madison on February 27, 2011 at 2:49pm
@Ryan Thats fuckin funny dude-I hate Republicans, I made this realization during the Obama election. The question was "What makes Sarah Palin qualified to be President if something happens to John" Republican answer..."that's not important, but Obama is a terrorist-or had connections witha terrorist when he was 6 years old...or something" I have no patience for ignorance.
Comment by Ryan Patrick Stene on February 26, 2011 at 11:23pm
Funny story about that Billboard...Jedi is the fourth most popular religion in The UK
Comment by Joan Denoo on February 26, 2011 at 7:06pm
This is truly funny.
Comment by Ryan Patrick Stene on February 26, 2011 at 9:39am
Saw this on REdditt:



AND THIS goes with :


Comment by Sam Kennedy on February 26, 2011 at 8:36am
@ Marc Draco, Very funny! : )
Comment by Marc Draco on February 26, 2011 at 6:57am

"A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.   

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl,   

"Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?  

She giggles and shyly replies,  "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."   

St. Peter says,   " Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."   

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,   "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"   The girl is a little reluctant but replies,   "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."  

St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."   

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.   One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.    When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?"  

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

 

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