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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Christina Marlowe on August 6, 2011 at 5:39pm
Hyu-stun
Comment by Kelin420 on August 6, 2011 at 3:27pm

Did you know, at the Vatican, if you have an empty Evian bottle with you, that you can fill it full of Holy Water?

I guess there is a reason Evian is Naive backwards.

Comment by Kelin420 on August 6, 2011 at 3:25pm
Confucious say: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger ".
Comment by Holly Hunt on August 5, 2011 at 3:14pm
Thanks John!!

LOL I haven't had Jehovah's Witnesses stop by in ages, I think I'm black balled too.
Comment by Boothby171 on August 5, 2011 at 8:49am
Years ago, a superconducting pair of Jehova's Witnesses came to my front door (my wife's comment as I answered the door: "Steve, they're young and inexperienced. Please don't hurt them!"--yet still she pulled up a chair and watched)

Among the many nonsensical things they said (including, "But don't you WANT there to be a heaven?") was an expression of their hope that Jesus Christ would come (back) down to earth and rule over it.

"Are you kidding?!?" I responded. "You do realize that God has an absolutely horrible record of ruling over creatures with free will, don't you? He can't really handle it. It didn't work out with Satan (you know how well THAT worked out!), and it didn't work with Adam and Eve (I spoke about banishment, the pain associated with childbirth, etc.)"

Then I batted them about like a cat might play with an injured bird for another half hour, and released them. For some reason, no one ever came back...perhaps the JW's have a "do not call" registry??
Comment by John Gahagan on August 5, 2011 at 8:21am
Holly Hunt:  I think the bag is available here:  http://teachthecontroversy.spreadshirt.com/p33
Comment by sk8eycat on August 5, 2011 at 1:11am

Re: "God's Power"

Actually, he never had much power; in the beginning, the Big Bang happened by itself.  Then he couldn't figure out what kind of "helpmeet" Adam needed, he couldn't stop Eve from acquiring knowledge, and after the Flood all he seemed to do was a few magic tricks, and order his followers to do his dirty work for him.
 
Pleh.
But I like that graph a LOT!  Where did it come from?  Graph Jam?
Comment by Holly Hunt on August 4, 2011 at 9:53pm
I need that Russell's Teapot bag like I need air in my lungs.
Comment by Christina Marlowe on August 4, 2011 at 11:54am
Comment by Steph S. on August 4, 2011 at 11:15am
Anne T - I really like that God's Power pic you posted.  It is right on!
 

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