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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Andrew Hall on February 21, 2011 at 7:22pm

I'm crafting my own super-cool religion. I figured out it needs epic transportation.

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/02/my-new-super-cool-religi...

Comment by Andrew Hall on February 21, 2011 at 7:21pm

I was talking with the wife about a couple she knows.

I thought about it and said, "It must be love, it's too dysfunctional to be anything else."

Comment by Andrew Hall on February 21, 2011 at 7:19pm
Well, that was really funny!
Comment by Marc Draco on February 21, 2011 at 3:29pm

The Best Story of the Year
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed . The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife, though I love her deeply, that the word is actually sternum."

Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on February 19, 2011 at 5:56am
Comment by Andrew Hall on February 18, 2011 at 7:07pm

Top Ten Reasons Why People Believe in God.

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/02/top-ten-reasons-why-peop...#

 

Comment by Joseph P on February 17, 2011 at 10:17am
Hmm?
Comment by Joseph P on February 16, 2011 at 10:23am
I can't wait to see how they step up the ad campaign, as May 21st comes closer.  It's just so pathetically funny, because the higher ups in the organization must REALLY believe that it's going to happen.  If they were just trying to fleece their congregation, they wouldn't be so vocal about it to the outside world.  And if they were trying to use it as a tool to convert people to their religion, they would have picked a date a little further off.
Comment by dr kellie on February 16, 2011 at 9:56am

Why global warming isn't important...

 

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Comment by Brianna Starfish on February 16, 2011 at 9:54am
My sister is doing this Race to 2015 thing, where she's raising money to help this company translate the bible in to every language on earth by 2015, and I asked her why she doesn't use the money for something more important, like global warming research, and she said 'eternity is more important than right here and now.' I couldn't believe she actually believed that her cause was more important than the earth.
 

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