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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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Started by Patricia. Last reply by Patricia Apr 20. 6 Replies

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Comment by Andrew Hall on October 12, 2010 at 5:47pm
I guess Christocrats would vote for a Christocracy?
Comment by Edgar on October 12, 2010 at 5:46pm
Hi guys, new here, Ive read all the posts, here is my contribution:

So a young man goes to get confessed, and once the procedure is done, the father is quite disconcerted with what he has heard.
My child, the priest says, your sins are quite grave and I am afraid a few hail marys will not suffice in cleansing your soiled soul.
Yes my child, you must go forth into the public and offer the first person you see 20 dollars. This random act of kindness will help in cleansing your tarnished existence.
The young man goes out into the street and immediately sees a young lady sitting on a bench by the park.
He approaches her timidly and states, please do not ask any question, and just receive these 20 dollars.
The young lady looks at the bill with a look of disdain and replies, I am sorry but I simply cannot accept this.
Please, begs the young man, I cannot replies the young woman.
After a while of this going on, the young man breaks down and say, but pleeaassee, the priest told me to give you 20 dollars.
Ah, says the young woman, but the priest has been a preferred client for 8 years already!
Comment by Pat on October 12, 2010 at 2:46pm
Comment by david perry on October 11, 2010 at 3:57pm
@Jason- Sorry. I don't even play them.
Why didn't you say like just:
"You aren't THE David Perry, are you?"
Would have been more of an ego boost.
Comment by david perry on October 10, 2010 at 9:24am
Comment by sk8eycat on October 10, 2010 at 2:14am
@Mike Wolf Heh! So true! I would not have wanted a bronze-age ignoramus assisting my brilliant young surgeon when he repaired my spine last year...even if I do set off security alarms in airports now. *snerk!*
Comment by sk8eycat on October 9, 2010 at 10:27pm
I didn't know anything about the show...I found that graphic while researching stuff about Phred Phelps' estranged offspring. A version of that graphic is on Nate Phelps' web site...he ran away from that ghastly home forever one minute after midnight on his 18th birthday. He's a survivor.
Comment by sk8eycat on October 9, 2010 at 8:26pm

Comment by Andrew Hall on October 9, 2010 at 6:19am
Yoga is of the Devil. I thought I'd just let you know.
Comment by Brianna Starfish on October 9, 2010 at 2:16am
@Jared - That one was my favorite too! Oh, Jesus, you card!

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