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Comment by Pat on February 24, 2011 at 12:33pm
@ Samantha - I know a not so nice old white guy who made his millions the old fashioned way.  He robbed his community blind, by getting loans to start businesses and not paying them back, tax breaks to build businesses, the moving them to cheaper labor markets, etc.  He's now in his 80's and building homeless shelters and giving money to the church.  While he's certainly different from the kind gentleman you know, the motive is the same.  Buy your admission ticket into the eternal themed park "Happy Land Heaven in the Sky" while avoiding, as Bob Seger once sang, "The Fire Down Below."  And this church sponsored scam continues to work throughout the centuries.
Comment by Samantha Madison on February 24, 2011 at 11:51am
I know a nice old black christian man that goes to church EVERY Sunday-except for Sundays that he's broke because he told me he always gives them 20 or 50 only. This man gives so much money to his fucking church that he can write the shit off on his taxes. WTF is wrong with the world.
Comment by Pat on February 24, 2011 at 10:48am

The Universal Church


Comment by Andrew Hall on February 23, 2011 at 9:09pm

Fresh from the Theistic Institute of Technology (T.I.T.) - The Trinity is breaking up!

Comment by UUMom on February 22, 2011 at 5:58pm
A funny song on YouTube: "If someone says they're having a personal relationship with an invisible being, how can you say they're not? You can't verify or not verify...but..."
Comment by Andrew Hall on February 21, 2011 at 7:22pm

I'm crafting my own super-cool religion. I figured out it needs epic transportation.

Comment by Andrew Hall on February 21, 2011 at 7:21pm

I was talking with the wife about a couple she knows.

I thought about it and said, "It must be love, it's too dysfunctional to be anything else."

Comment by Andrew Hall on February 21, 2011 at 7:19pm
Well, that was really funny!
Comment by Marc Draco on February 21, 2011 at 3:29pm

The Best Story of the Year
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed . The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife, though I love her deeply, that the word is actually sternum."

Comment by Andrew Hall on February 18, 2011 at 7:07pm

Top Ten Reasons Why People Believe in God.



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