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This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Joan Denoo on November 25, 2016 at 5:33pm

Spud, I like your Goatherder's Guide to the Universe!

Qiana, you correctly named it a groaner! aarrgg%^$&#*@(@!)!

Terry, does "Rimshot" mean  a percussion technique used to produce an accented snare drum backbeat?

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on November 25, 2016 at 2:30pm

Careful now, mustn't hurt the bird's feelings...

Comment by Loren Miller on November 25, 2016 at 2:16pm

Always knew Drumpf was for the birds...

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on November 25, 2016 at 1:49pm

The bird is better looking, by far!

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 25, 2016 at 11:08am

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 24, 2016 at 10:53am

Nice groaner Qiana.

Comment by Plinius on November 23, 2016 at 10:56pm

Great, Quiana! I'll use it in a lesson.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on November 23, 2016 at 9:40pm

I like a good groaner and....well.... that was a good groaner.  :)

Comment by Terry Groff on November 23, 2016 at 7:14pm

Rimshot! :-)

Comment by Qiana-Maieev on November 23, 2016 at 6:59pm

Time for a groaner...

Glass Eye
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies...

... "You just happened to catch my eye

 

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