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Comment by Andrew Hall on May 30, 2011 at 3:30pm

The Catholic Church doesn't want Malta to legalize divorce.

The top ten things Malta should legalize.

Comment by Charles Cusumano on May 28, 2011 at 5:36am
Just to set the story straight, Andre the Giant suffered from a condition called ACROMEGALY caused by a pituitary tumor. These people have shorter than average lives. Two others who you may remember; Adam's family's Lurch and the James Bond nemesis with the metal teeth.
Comment by Andrew Hall on May 27, 2011 at 6:37am

I wrote a bit: The Book of Ruth in 9 Pictures.

Comment by Tommy on May 23, 2011 at 8:08am
You know I can vouch for that. I am just a big dumb farm boy. In my younger days it was nothing to spend the day slinging 75 lb bales of hay onto a truck so I was not exactly a light weight. (that is WAS NOT)  As soon as I went to a bar and started to enjoy myself there was always some mouthy little drunk who thought messing with the biggest guy in the place was fun. Normally I would laugh it off or just leave and go elsewhere. However there was a time or too that it was just too much. I finally put 3 guys in the hospital one night and ended up spending a lot of quality time in the county jail. It was not long after that I just quit drinking. Maybe in the long run it was a big favor. Probably saved me a fortune and helped keep me married to a good woman for the past 25 years.
Comment by Joseph P on May 23, 2011 at 7:05am
Well, yeah, you get some dumb asses like that who are determined to harass you non-stop ... well, anyone's going to lose it eventually.
Comment by Sean Murphy on May 23, 2011 at 4:48am
I read somewhere that Andre was basically an even=tempered man, but still capable of getting pissed off if you were obnoxious enough. ?He once turned a car upside down after two drunks that had tried to pick a fight and succeeded by getting on his last nerve tried to "runaway!" in it. And the high alcohol capacity just makes sense, at his body mass.
Comment by Joseph P on May 22, 2011 at 9:53pm

Yup, everything I've read about him suggested that he enjoyed his life ... well, immensely.


And yeah, you're not HUGE or anything, but you're large enough that you never really feel small ... except that time, which must have just been a total mind screw.

Comment by Tommy on May 22, 2011 at 8:02pm
I am 6-3 356 pounds. Size 13 shoe. They could have easily fit inside the big guys shoes. I read somewhere that no one could keep up with him drinking. Don't know how true but I heard he could easily handle a couple cases in a single afternoon. One of his favorite tricks was to walk around with a full grown woman setting on each shoulder. Sounds like he enjoyed himself. I strongly believe that is what life is good for as long as you are not hurting someone else while doing it.
Comment by Joseph P on May 22, 2011 at 3:14pm

Yeah, 7'4", 540 pounds, according to his Wikipedia page.  A heart can't take care of a body that size for very long.  Kind of sucks.


How tall are you, Tommy?

Comment by Tommy on May 22, 2011 at 2:17pm
I met Andre the Giant in Houston and I am consider a very large man. I felt like a little kid. His hand just sort of swallowed mine up when we shook hands. Last match I watched him in he carried a 400 lb man around the ring over his head. Just can't fake that. Heck of a man. I hate he had to die young.

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