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Comment by Ivy on March 29, 2011 at 10:47am
 "Newt Gingrich is afraid the US could be run over by Islamic theocrats and secular atheists. I'm afraid the US could be run by Newt Gingrich."--@Pres_Bartlet on Twitter
(For context, it's in response to this article: )
Comment by Andrew Hall on March 29, 2011 at 6:56am
@ Edgar (from the 25th) That is a great pic, and thanks for the compliment on the blog.
Comment by Ivy on March 28, 2011 at 2:14pm

Q.) What's the difference between Christ and a picture of Christ?

A.)  You only need one nail to hang a picture.

(Via @Chosonninja on Twitter.)

Comment by Susan Burford on March 28, 2011 at 10:08am
Jesus saves....I spend.
Comment by Ivy on March 28, 2011 at 9:52am
God, the alien. (Via @ThinkAtheist on Twitter.)
Comment by rockytij on March 28, 2011 at 12:34am

From the Debunking Christianity blog at

1. If Jesus was such a good carpenter, why couldn’t he nail Mary Magdalene?
2. Did god design woodchucks with a predetermined level of wood chucking ability?
3. Why did Noah bother to save the Dodo bird, if god knew beforehand Christian sailors were going to eat them all?
4. If Solomon was so smart and holy, why did he get married 300 times?
5. Was Jesus a cheapskate? I mean seriously, loaves and fishes? Steaks and Lobsters would have drawn a bigger crowd.
6. Isn’t there something a little wrong about 13 guys wandering around the countryside “laying hands” on people?
7. Don’t you think god would draw more people to church if it was more like a magic miracle show every Sunday instead of an accountant convention?
8. What the point of being able to perform miracles if you can’t make a tiger disappear every time one tries to eat an Indian child?
9. God demands 10%. In the old days sacrificing and burning 10% of the flock was how he got paid. So why don’t churches set fire to the money they collect every week as a deposit into gods bank account?
10. Why was god always screwing with the Israelites? You’d think he would have spent more time ruining their enemies.
11. God invented everything. Therefore, god invented masturbation. How often do you think god does that? Is that why it’s been snowing so much lately?
12. Back to Solomon: with all those wives and concubines, how did he have time to do anything but have sex?
13. Why did god give all the oil to the Muslims and communists, if he loves Christians and Americans so much?

Comment by Phister Gagghol on March 26, 2011 at 8:45pm
Comment by Boo on March 26, 2011 at 8:41pm
lol then we're raising some of them right!
Comment by Tommy on March 26, 2011 at 8:38pm
I got to love my second generation. I spotted the bible and laughed. My son looks it over, scratched his head and goes "I don't understand isn't that where it belongs."
Comment by Boo on March 26, 2011 at 7:58pm

An epic win!!! I was at the local bookstore tonight when I saw this. I giggled helplessly and just HAD to take a picture. Notice the category and notice the little maroon book near the middle. Follow the link if the details are too hard to make out


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