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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Joan Denoo on July 29, 2017 at 8:26pm

We've got a lovely bunch of cartoon!

Comment by Plinius on July 29, 2017 at 2:41am

Thanks, GC!

Comment by Grinning Cat on July 28, 2017 at 12:58pm

On a related note :)

A man goes into the local violin shop, walks up to the counter, and takes a violin out of the case. He says, "There's something wrong with my violin - just listen to the G string!", and plays it. A horrible grinding noise comes out: hhhrrroNNNNK! The guy behind the counter says, "You need to talk to the owner, he's out to lunch now but he'll be back shortly. It's a nice day, why don't you wait outside on the stoop?". So the guy goes outside and sits down on the stoop.

After a minute he decides to take the violin out and play a little, but there's that horrible sound again, hhhrrroNNNNK! He is about to put the violin back in the case when he hears a voice speaking softly into his ear "Check the bass bar." He looks around but there is no one there, only a chestnut horse with a white stripe on his forehead. So he plays another note on the violin, there's the hhhrrroNNNNK! again, and again the voice says, a little louder, "Check the bass bar". He turns around and realizes that THE HORSE IS SPEAKING TO HIM!

Up he jumps, grabs the fiddle and case, runs into the shop and up to the counter, and starts shouting incoherently about the horse and the violin and the bass bar. At that moment the owner walks in and says "Calm down, and explain to me exactly what happened".

"I was sitting outside playing my violin, and this horrible sound is coming from the G string, and this horse walks up to me and tells me to check the bass bar!"

"Was it a chestnut horse?"

"Yes!"

"With a white stripe down his forehead?"

"Yes! Yes!!"

"Aw, don't listen to him, mister! He doesn't know a thing about fiddles!"

(source: this snapshot of Instrument Jokes from HMT)

Comment by Idaho Spud on July 28, 2017 at 8:50am

Good answer from that boy.  I would have said "You only want part of my wheelbarrow full of straw?  You're going to have an unbelievably flimsy house.  A reasonable house would take a hundred wheelbarrows full, or more."

Comment by Idaho Spud on July 27, 2017 at 2:50pm

"Make me a sandwich."  I love it.  Also love the latest Atheist Pig cartoon.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on July 27, 2017 at 2:24pm

Daniel, no one skewers religion better than the British.  

Comment by Gwen on July 27, 2017 at 12:07pm

That joke reminds me of hannibal buress

https://youtu.be/feXnZZ2o5ys

Comment by Loren Miller on July 27, 2017 at 10:02am


Maybe throw some Patak Tikka Masala sauce in with that chicken, too ... YUM!

Comment by The Flying Atheist on July 26, 2017 at 8:36pm

Daniel, I don't blame you.  It's pretty sickening.  

Comment by The Flying Atheist on July 26, 2017 at 5:59pm

Gwen, your Joel Osteen post reminded me of this video clip...

 

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