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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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FromThe Onion

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Grinning Cat Aug 6, 2016. 21 Replies

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Comment by Pat on April 5, 2016 at 4:10pm

I realize this is what a 'true believer' says, but it's a far cry from what they actually do. There already is a false math equation in holy scripture. 1 Kings 7:23 calculate that Pi is equal to 3. A xtian in the construction trades will go to some link rationalizing using 3.14, but still claims to believe in the truth of the Bible. I think Loren made the most telling point. They look both ways at the intersection. And wear a seat belt. And don't stick their hands inside a running lawnmower, etc. They say their god will protect them, but, on the off chance he's helping with a touchdown, and just to be sure........... 

Comment by Loren Miller on April 5, 2016 at 3:27pm

This is the reality of the level of compartmentalization believers feel they need to indulge in.  They are so desperate to appease their god that they are willing to deny reality.  And yet at the same time, I have no doubt but that they look both ways before crossing the street.  What would they do if their god said doing so was a sin?  Jesus already told them that washing their hands before eating wasn't necessary, which is foolish on its face.

Give irrationality an inch, and it'll take a light-year.

Comment by Joseph P on April 5, 2016 at 1:58pm

That's kind of @#$%^&.

Comment by Plinius on April 5, 2016 at 1:23pm

A true xtian!

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 5, 2016 at 1:06pm

Unfortunately I'm not making this up:

“If, somewhere within the Bible, I were to find a passage that said 2+2=5, I would believe it, accept it as true and then do my best to work it out and understand it.” Pastor Peter LaRuffa, Grace Fellowship Church(From HBO's "Questioning Darwin". Video clip of the quote: )

Comment by Gary S on April 4, 2016 at 5:49pm

The Netherlands Google team has built a great bike that can only be purchased on April 1st. Sorry for putting this up late but I hope that they are already planing version 2.0 for 2017.

Comment by Gary S on April 1, 2016 at 8:20pm

More of its Noodleness.

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 1, 2016 at 2:24pm

Reposting from the Jibbers Crabst discussion:

So this, together with garlic bread and a nice wine, would be an appropriate sacrament, covering all bases -- or at least a delicious dinner!(Lobster spaghetti with garlic and habanero, and garnished with a bit of fresh mint!)  (image source)

Comment by Grinning Cat on April 1, 2016 at 2:01pm

No, no, no! There is only one true god, who appears in different incarnations: Jibbers Crabst and the Flying Spaghetti Monster are one and the same!

The proof is that they both boiled for your sins!

(image sources 1 2)

Comment by Daniel W on April 1, 2016 at 1:57pm
Q-M excellent video! Thanks for posting!
BB, both are excellent? Christians are so clueless about Jehovah's rules and regulations about abortion and infanticide. All made up for politics Snd Catholic hegemony.

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