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Beards and Religion

Started by Patricia. Last reply by Patricia Apr 20. 6 Replies

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Comment by Emily Dietle on April 23, 2010 at 4:34pm
The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered
that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? '
All the men stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock? '
All the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them? '

Half the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen MY cock? '
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
Comment by Aiden on April 22, 2010 at 12:50pm

Comment by Andrew Hall on April 21, 2010 at 7:15pm
Here is another comedy bit about my love affair with Catholicism.

http://laughinginpurgatory.blogspot.com/2010/03/regime-change-now.html
Comment by Taylor on April 21, 2010 at 7:13pm
I'm sure this has been posted many times before, but I don't think it can be posted enough. Religion 101 Final Exam.
Comment by Aiden on April 21, 2010 at 9:56am

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Comment by Olivia K on April 19, 2010 at 6:24pm
Game: Grand theft paedo - Vatican City

http://www.kill5.com/game.php?id=vatican_city
Comment by Tommy on April 19, 2010 at 5:21pm
Jason, I love the letter on the door. Seems to be effective. However my favorite way to get rid of the god nuts comes from my daughter. She keeps a black cape and a dagger by her front door. When she peeps out and sees members of the local Jehovah Witness she dawns the cape and opens the door, dagger in hand. She informs them she is getting ready to sacrifice a lamb but if they want to come in and help her she will pray with them after. She says they can never get off the porch fast enough. One group did call the cops but when she told them what she had done, they laughed and thought it was a great idea.
Comment by Christopher on April 19, 2010 at 4:42pm

Comment by Susan Stanko on April 19, 2010 at 11:24am
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