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Comment by Charles Cusumano on January 3, 2011 at 6:22am


Did you hear about the uncoordinated Jewish golfer? He kept falling down on his puts.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 3, 2011 at 12:59am
Heh.  The joke about dancing being forbidden sounds like it's been translated from "Baptist." I used to be one of those, and they didn't even approve of my taking ballet lessons, but I did it anyway. ;>P
Comment by Stephen Goldin on January 3, 2011 at 12:43am
An older Jewish man is driving along the highway when his car smashes into a tree beside the road. A second man pulls up and, thinking quickly, drags the first man out of his burning car and props him up in a sitting position with his back against a boulder. "Are you comfortable?" he asks.

The first man says, "Eh, I make a living."
Comment by Brianna Starfish on January 2, 2011 at 10:55pm

While I agree that these jokes have no place on this particular forum, I think everyone is getting a little bit too worked up about it. Every Jewish person I've known has enjoyed a good Jewish joke from time to time. I can understand being against jokes that promote negative stereotypes, but aren't we promoting negative stereotypes about religions with most of the jokes we have here?

I mean, we get it, these jokes don't belong here. Can't we just leave it at that?

Comment by Andrew Hall on January 2, 2011 at 9:06pm
Yeah, I have some concerns about those jokes. I mean, comedy is supposed to explore the "edges" of society, but there are limits. Does anyone remember the photoshopped picture of a watermellon patch at the White House when Obama was sworn in? That sh*t was obviously racist as well as not funny.
Comment by sk8eycat on January 2, 2011 at 9:04pm

And the entire "exodus-wandering in the desert" thing is a myth, anyway.  Archaeologists have been searching for 100 years in the Sinai, and have found no buried graves (the 40 years was supposed to be the time it took for the people who wanted to go back to Egypt to die of old age ... although, the buybull-writers seem to use "40 years" or "40 days" to mean "a long time") nuttin.'  How many millions of people was "Moses" supposed to have led?  There should still be some traces...


[picks up soapbox and slinks back into the shadows]

Comment by Joseph P on January 2, 2011 at 8:52pm
Maybe she was only talking about the non-atheistic Jews?  O.o  I dunno, man, I was wondering about that, myself.
Comment by sk8eycat on January 2, 2011 at 1:22pm

Could be, but long before Herod and Pilate, the Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, etc. all knew about "diseased grain" and what the results would be if you baked with it.  Lucius Cornelius Sulla was something of an expert on recreational drugs.  (And possibly poisons.)


Women knew that ergot was an abortifacient...and used it.  And there is not one word in the buybull about that!  Heh.

Comment by Stephen Goldin on January 2, 2011 at 12:58pm
From what I was told, he was a hermit and happened across some strange mushrooms....
Comment by sk8eycat on January 2, 2011 at 12:54pm

@Linda Kennedy

*snerk!*  I think the author of "Revelation" found something better than Ganja....that book should be retitled, "World's First Recorded Acid Trip."


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