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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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Started by Patricia. Last reply by Patricia Apr 20. 6 Replies

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Comment by Joseph P on November 24, 2014 at 3:00pm

That's ... really insightful, actually.  Nice.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on November 24, 2014 at 1:34pm

That's a good one, Bertold.  That's pretty much how it is.  It's all the same bullshit no matter how it's packaged.  lol

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on November 24, 2014 at 12:48pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on November 19, 2014 at 6:10pm

Good stuff, Patricia! ("EpiscoPaleozoic Era", indeed!)

['The Creation of Adam' scene with many gods] PICK ONE ...and prepare to face the consequences if you pick the wrong one.

Comment by Pat on November 16, 2014 at 1:46pm

@Bertold. ...the NSA actually is watching. You got that right!!

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on November 16, 2014 at 1:19pm

By about sixth grade I just started having a hard time buying that the big guy up there had nothing better to do than watch and listen to my every move and secret thought. Now I'm a believer again because the NSA actually is watching.

Comment by Joseph P on November 15, 2014 at 3:47pm

I was an almost perfect confluence of influences, in my childhood, Spud.  I was by far the closest child to my father, so I picked up a lot of his interests, when I was a child of even 5 or 6.

Those include a love of stage magic.  The first time I saw the sawing a woman in half trick on a magic special, when I was probably 4 or 5, it freaked me the fuck out.  That grew into fascination, as I grew older, probably in somewhat the same way that some people are into horror movies.  That and a few other tricks put me into a very early mindset of wanting to figure out how things work.  Christian theology is very poor at giving sensible answers for how things actually work, in its religious claims.

My father was also seriously into Greek/Roman and Norse mythology, to which I was exposed around the time of kindergarten, as well.  Having those myths to compare the Christian myths to helped a lot.

Then, a huge set of natural science books from Time/Life, National Geographic, and Golden Books was purchased for my older brother.  I learned to read off of the things, prior to kindergarten, even.  You can imagine how that would have an impact.

Basically, my parents were religious, weekly-mass Catholics, but they weren't fundamentalist nuts.  Quite the opposite.  I suspect that my father might not have been a believer and was just stuck with it for social reasons, including my mother.  Sucks that he died when I was 21, before I was ready to have a serious discussion on the subject.

Thanks to all of those early influences, though, I was a natural skeptic, even in kindergarten.

Comment by Idaho Spud on November 15, 2014 at 10:52am

I'm amazed at how soon some of you realized it was all BS.

Comment by Joseph P on November 14, 2014 at 5:46pm
Except I only waited 50 years.

I realized an answer wasn't coming, after about 10 or 12.

Comment by Terry Groff on November 14, 2014 at 4:05pm

Jesus is great!

My yard has never looked better.


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